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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Fun Fact: Scientists didn't know how eels mated until like 2020. Freud once dissected 400 eels looking for their gonads and could not find them. Scientists still haven't seen eels mate in the wild and we struggle to get eels to mate in captivity.

    Anyway, Huaisang is about to do some hands-on learning about the mating practices of eels.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    They were heading out to that bar they’d heard about. The one that wasn’t a sex club, but the rumour said that anything went - that the bouncers looked the other way.

    Wei Ying was excited. He’d gotten all dressed up – under a light jacket, he was wearing a mesh tank top and a short kilt, reminiscent of a schoolgirl skirt.

    He was excited, but he was also very nervous.

    “What if I can’t relax and it’s not fun?” Wei Ying whined at Lan Zhan as they got in the car.

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    aka, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan go to a shady club; Lan Zhan roofies Wei Ying and fucks him in front of a bunch of people; they live happily ever after (and continue to have sex adventures, apparently).

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    05 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Hanguang-jun,” he says, eyes barely cracking open to be able to look at Lan Wangji’s form, still at the edge of the bed. He continues, “Your husband is unwell.”

    “Wei Ying.” Lan Wangji’s tone of voice isn’t teasing, contrasting with Wei Wuxian’s. “You need to tell me what is wrong so I may help you.”

    Wei Wuxian wriggles again, letting out a sad little noise. “It is a terrible affliction, I tell you.”

    Wei Wuxian, half-asleep and needy, requests his husband to help out with his mortal needs.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    “Oh good, you brought a towel.” Wei Ying had looked at the fluffy towel Lan Zhan held in front of him. “I wasn’t sure if I should take off my boxers, but you’ll cover me up, won’t you?”

    “I will…” Lan Zhan had swallowed thickly, immediately turning his face from where Wei Ying was still sprawled on his bed, thumbs hooked into the fabric of his undergarments. He could feel his ears burning at the image. He had made sure to close his eyes and turn his head away as he held out his hands. “Here’s the towel,” he’d said quietly. “Make sure to cover up well.”

    Lan Zhan is totally normal about giving Wei Ying a back massage. He keeps his hands in entirely appropriate-for-the-activity places, working out the knots in entirely appropriate muscles.

    Until he doesn't.

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    09 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    A li'l Modern, Slice of Life AU that is mainly focused on kink/fetish content.

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    19 Jul 2026