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Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
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- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
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- 14/14
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25 Aug 2026
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After a gruesome war finally comes to treaty, it is decided that the King of Piltover will take a bride from Zaun.
Viktor isn't expecting to be a candidate.
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- 8/8
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22 Aug 2026
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Jayce Talis irritated Viktor for a variety of reasons.
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a/b/o school-verse because why not
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- 27,667
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- 5/5
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22 Aug 2026
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I will be chasing a starlight by feyburner, sundiscus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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“You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”
“Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.
Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”
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- 3/3
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22 Aug 2026
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Warm arms envelope him from behind, a head full of wild hair dropping on his shoulder and tickling at his nose. Severus inhales despite himself, shoulders relaxing into the embrace. Black smells of sleep and peppermint.
At least he brushed his teeth before coming to assault Severus with his romantical nonsense.
“Why’re you up before noon?” Black breathes into the crook of Severus’ neck. “I don’t like waking up without you.”
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22 Aug 2026
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Alastor keeps dosing Lucifer’s drinks with mysterious potions. Not knowing that Lucifer is pretty much immune. ...But why is Alastor suddenly acting like the strange one?
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Alastor attempts to dose Lucifer with love potions. It backfires tremendously.
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22 Aug 2026
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I don’t want your heart between my teeth by lunaescritora
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2025
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As Lucifer watched Alastor go up the stairs –coat waving behind him as he walked with a calm pace, hands behind his back, as if it hadn't affected him at all that they had been arguing loudly minutes ago– that's when he realised he had reached his limit.
That was it. They were going to have A talk.
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In an attempt to reduce the hostility between them, Alastor and Lucifer find themselves in a strange relationship. Between Alastor's inability to fully understand romance and Lucifer's depression neither expects this to be easy, but they slowly overcome barriers and learn to be each other's support.Second part of my "reverse fake dating" as I keep calling it. You don't need to read the first one; although it seeks to explore the relationship they have when no one is paying attention in the other fic, I think this works on its own.
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- Part 2 of unlikely does not mean impossible
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22 Aug 2026
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How To Say I Hate You by pupeez4eva
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2020
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After being thrown into the past after the First Siege of the Burial Mounds, Wei Wuxian is determined to stop the horrors of the future by showing the Wen Clan the devastating power of the Yiling Patriarch.
He’ll terrify them into submission, or just kill whoever he has to if need be.
A besotted Wen Ruohan, determined to make him the next Madam Wen, was never part of the plan.
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22 Aug 2026
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hot necromancer singles seeking dom daddies in your area by Mikkeneko
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2021
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Wei Wuxian continued, stepping forward across the floor until he was right up in Lan Wangji's space. He grinned. "You're the great and righteous slayer of demons, and I'm just a weak little resentful cultivator who has to resort to crafty tricks. What can I hope to do to stop you?" he said in a singsong tone. "If you want me to repent for my crimes, why don't you make me?"
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Without the aid of the Yiling Wei sect and its patron, the Yiling Patriarch, the Sunshot Alliance surely would have lost the war against the tyrant Wen Ruohan. Now the Yiling Patriarch is demanding repayment in the form of a tribute bride -- and he only wants Lan Wangji. What could a dark sorcerer possibly want out of a union with the strongest and most righteous spiritual cultivator? Whatever Lan Wangji was expecting out of this marriage, it wasn't this...
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22 Aug 2026
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“Hi!” Lucifer’s voice cracks just a bit. He clears his throat and tries again. “Um, hi. Are you—I’m your date? I think? Sorry if I kept you waiting, had a little trouble finding the place.”
At first, the man is silent as his piercing, grey-green eyes go wide with surprise before he breaks into the biggest, most dazzling smile Lucifer has ever seen.
“Lucky me,” the man purrs, his gaze flickering across Lucifer’s face like he’s fascinated. “It’s no trouble; I’m sure you’re worth the wait.”
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Lucifer is set up with a blind date. It ends up being something more than he'd ever expected.Bookmarked by DIRTY_MOUTH
22 Aug 2026
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And then a door opened.
It was a quiet sound, not one any mortal would hear but a quiet screech that took part of the fallen angel’s attention, but not all of it. He wasn’t going to take his attention away from his book to double check who it was, there was no reason to.
Not until a body flopped on top of his own. After a moment, Lucifer risked a glance down, finding bright red and a few black strands of hair resting on his chest, ears flicking before resting too, arms flopped either side of him.
It took a moment to process, but Lucifer realised who it was.
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Or, Alastor hates touch and hates Lucifer, which is why Lucifer is so confused when the man just flops on top of him after being missing
Or or, radioapple, temporary moments of peace become something a liiiiiittle more
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- 57,313
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- 14/?
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22 Aug 2026
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On account of the poor conditions in the Undercity orphanage where he was raised, and the assorted medical issues that have plagued him all his life, Viktor is a barren omega. He has not gone into heat once in the entirety of his adult life.
Until he meets Jayce Talis, and accidentally starts nesting in the Hextech laboratory.
(But there are consequences to so many infertile years- the heat, when it does come, is both uncommonly and dangerously intense.)
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- Part 1 of Symptoms of Heat Exhaustion
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- English
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- 15,132
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- 3/3
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22 Aug 2026
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"A name can be honored, a name can be feared but never both."
Severus Snape never expected to wake up again, and certainly not in Prince Manor.
Death should have been easy. After the Marauders’ full moon prank, after the betrayal of the only friend who ever mattered, after years of knowing he would never truly belong, Severus saw only one way out. But fate, or perhaps blood, drags him back.
He awakens in Prince Manor, surrounded by a family that has never acknowledged him, faced with a name that has never been his to claim. They offer him something he has never had before: recognition, power, and a place among the elite.
As he is taught the art of pureblood politics, Severus realizes survival is not about strength alone, it is about control. Control of his words, his emotions, his loyalties. Control of who he must become to never be weak again. But the more he learns to play the game, the more he wonders if he is losing himself in it.
The Dark Lord’s war is coming, and Severus is running out of time. To be forgotten is to be powerless. To be remembered is to be hated, feared… or worse, owned.
If his name must be spoken, let it be hallowed. But at what price?
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- 30/?
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22 Aug 2026
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“Every single thing a woman does in life,” Alastor's mother had told him, straightening his bowtie, smoothing his jacket, “it costs her something. Be it with a man, be it at her workplace, in her home…every single thing she does, it costs her. Don’t be what costs us extra, Alastor.”
And he’d sworn by that, time and time again. Women were allies, women were stuck in the same lot as he, disrespected and looked down upon for a simple fact of biology and genetics that they had no say in. Women also had to tread carefully, but more carefully than even he did on unstable footing, and if that meant he took his jacket off to make their pathway less muddy, so be it. What goes around, comes around. Women typically don’t want to betray him, because they’re even more afraid of being betrayed than he is.
Never once has he considered allowing a man to fall into that same category—not that Lucifer is a woman, simply worthy of the same consideration and care—but warily, gradually, that seems to be the case forming here, after reviewing all that he knows about Lucifer Morningstar, and carefully considering every note in his ledger.
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- Part 1 of and on my deathbed, all I'll see is you
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- 181,693
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- 32/32
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22 Aug 2026
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"if you suck me off, D. if i fuck you, C. if both, i'll curve the entire classes' grade and you'll get a C+—maybe even a B if you're tight enough," yibo offered.
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22 Aug 2026
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got your way with me by vesna (mrsronweasley)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 May 2021
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It doesn't hit Wei Ying until the third time it happens. In his defense, he's not running on all cylinders, and definitely only on four hours of sleep. So if all he's noticed about the guy sharing the elevator with him for the third time in two weeks is his hotness, who can really blame him?
But now that he's looking a bit more closely, as the guy stares resolutely at the number display ticking up, he sees the telltale signs: slightly rumpled collar on an otherwise pristine outfit, bags under his eyes—not so noticeable that they are instantly apparent, but there if you look closely enough—kiss-bitten lips, and (the most damning evidence of all) a hickey blooming just under his ear.
This guy is coming back from a hookup of his own.
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- 4/4
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22 Aug 2026
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gimme, gimme, gimme by notquitegucci (notquiteguchi)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Dec 2025
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A companion piece to honey, honey, now told from Jayce's perspective.
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After meeting Viktor at the Progress Day Gala, Jayce can't seem to get him out of his head. Viktor is undoubtedly his equal in every way—unfathomably brilliant, daringly bold, and fiercely charming. He's also the prettiest person Jayce has ever seen. It should've been easy: Jayce asks him out, Viktor says yes, they get married, etc.
Except the night ended with a lot of smoke and bomb residue, a plethora of questions from everyone attending, and Viktor disappearing back into the Undercity before Jayce can beg him to stay.
Jayce's solution? Track Viktor down, ask him to move in with him, and figure it out from there.
Simple, right?
OR: Jayce falls long before he realizes just how much trouble he's actually in.
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- Part 2 of lay all your love on me (verse)
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22 Aug 2026
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gentlemen prefer blondes (but I'm not classically trained) by CandyWraptor, FrostbiteFable
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jan 2026
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"You are shockingly bad at understanding when you're not wanted."
"Maybe. But I do know when I'm useful."-or-
Favors, fighting, and feelings, oh my.
- Language:
- English
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- 109,894
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- 12/?
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- 565
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22 Aug 2026
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Where Snape wakes up in the nursing after encountering a creature of the night, disoriented and scared, locking himself in his own fear, trying to run away from them
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Where Lupin is tries to make it up to Snape and have Snape to forgive him with small gifts to calm the storm in his eyes
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22 Aug 2026
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Sirius has stopped questioning what he’s doing with Snape ages ago, probably never even questioned it properly in the first place. He’s always been prone to insane ideas; shagging Snape is far from the worst of them. Really, it almost feels like a natural progression of things, all those years trying to make Snape bend to his will.
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21 Aug 2026