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    Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.

    When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...

    (Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)

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    21 Aug 2026

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    When an underground power stirs in France and threatens the fragile post-war balance in England, Draco steps into a seat of power to which he is the heir by birthright, determined to protect his family. Intent on justice, Hermione volunteers for the role of his partner and adviser, neither of them aware of the ancient and twisted web of chaos they're about to walk into.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    Five years into to the war, the Order is pulling ahead after ages of drastically losing. Draco Malfoy notices. He wants in. He offers himself as a double agent, but the Order requests more. They've created a new spell that binds two people's magical cores together in order to make a nearly unbeatable pair of duelists.

    Draco agrees to bind himself to the person most compatible with his magical core. Even if it is Hermione Granger.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    After years spent developing a revolutionary time machine that could finally address the shadows that have haunted her since the war, Hermione Granger’s life’s work is mysteriously cursed when she is gone for the day. When Hermione can’t undo the damage herself, the Ministry calls in a Cursebreaker.

    A Cursebreaker who prefers the title Consultant.
    A familiarly annoying, infuriatingly gorgeous Consultant.

    And just when Hermione thinks that things can't possibly get worse, she soon discovers what Ron has been hiding. Suddenly, fixing her life’s work is no longer her biggest problem.

    Together, Hermione and Draco embark on an epic adventure spanning centuries and continents. From a haunted château in 1845 France to a villa in Italy, beach bars in Australia, a snow-covered cottage in Oxford and a lost library in an ancient city.

    But, if they hate each other so much, why can’t they keep their hands off one another?
    And will travelling back in time fix what’s broken? Or make everything infinitely worse?

    Hermione Granger presents: A Cautionary Tale in Travelling Through Time (and why it should only ever be done with Draco Malfoy).

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.

    She is now in her 30's and is still single. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created are starting to become harder to achieve. Worst of all, Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.

    As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.

    Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.

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    19 Jul 2026

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