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As if losing a wager with his insufferable younger brother weren't painful enough, Mycroft's dignity suffers a further hit when he's trapped in a room with the object of his affections. It all plays out a bit differently than he fears, however.
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11 Jan 2026
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A Tale of Two Soldiers by batslikepastel for quintessentiallychemical
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
19 Mar 2023
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“Never have I ever kissed someone of the same gender,” Lestrade says with A Look between him and John, and Sherlock is uncomfortably aware of eyes on him as Donovan and the desk sergeant drink.
(Sherlock is frankly surprised that Lestrade himself has never kissed a man, given his inordinate interest in Mycroft, of all people. Oh, God. Not a mental image he needed. He shudders. Delete.)
Take that, Lestrade. He hasn’t drunk and neither has-
“Fuck you, Greg,” John laughs, ruddy-cheeked. He drinks.
The ensuing beat of silence is the longest Sherlock has ever felt.
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It's Christmas, and Sherlock and John are finally flatmates again after the tumultuous events of the previous year. But a sudden revelation about John's sexuality and James Sholto's unexpected presence throw a wrench into Sherlock's plans, and his jealousy threatens to overwhelm him even as John remains blithely oblivious. Their relationship has reached a turning point, and the ball is in John's court now.
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- Part 2 of elementary, my dear! (my johnlock fics)
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11 Jan 2026
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Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.
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- Part 1 of CLRB
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10 Jan 2026
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With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it turns out to be Sherlock.)
Updated in real time.
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- Part 1 of Dear John
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09 Jan 2026
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Someone attempts to poison Sherlock. Fortunately, he doesn't take a sip. Unfortunately, John does instead.
Sicktember 2024
Prompt 16: Toxin/Poison
Prompt 22: “You didn’t use my cup, did you?”Series
- Part 1 of Rosie's Sicktember 2024
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01 Jan 2026
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You and me belong together <333 by bumblee27
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 May 2025
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John gets a papercut.
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31 Dec 2025
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Some problems defy the usage of cold, clean-cut linear logic. It is impossible to devise a way to take steps that ultimately lead exactly to an optimal answer.
Sherlock believes John Watson is one of those problems.
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- Part 28 of Mathematical Proof
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26 Dec 2025
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Shameless cuddle fic. I won't even try to pretend there's anything more to it than that.
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26 Dec 2025
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Ever wonder what it would be like to be sold to Radiohead? You probably were not wondering about that, but it exists as a fic anyway!
This is a parody of the classic sold to One Direction fan fiction, except with your beloved band Radiohead! Will you survive the whims of eccentric frontman Thom Yorke? Who knows, you may even *winks* fall in love... heh.
I hope you enjoy it! I love feedback, so feel free to comment suggestions and critiques about the fic <3
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22 Dec 2025
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despite the blissful nature of their relationship, hannibal believes will has a wandering eye, so he does something about it.
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09 Nov 2025
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In Which John Receives a Concussion by zoltargirl (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
23 Jul 2013
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John is given a concussion whilst he and Sherlock chase after a killer. Sherlock comforts him.
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19 Oct 2025
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John Watson woke up in the dark with a headache, the taste of sweetened copper in his mouth, and Sherlock snarling threats in his left ear.
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17 Oct 2025
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Will Graham hallucinates Hannibal Lecter in his home in the middle of the night during a fevered episode. About three hours later, the doctor is actually in his home.
Set during the middle of season 1, probably around episodes 6-8.
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21 Aug 2025
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“I’m not a prostitute,” The man sitting in the small plastic chair opposite Junho’s work desk repeated.
Junho glanced up from the arrest form he was filling out on his computer and studied him. Seong Gihun, age forty-three, resident of Ssangmun-dong. The system showed his only living relative to be his elderly mother. There were numerous citations on file for money issues mostly, but no prostitution. Oh, and today was his birthday.
“Officer,” the man said, wringing his hands like an old woman and rocking in his seat, “I swear.”
Junho took his fingers off the keyboard and crossed them over his desk. “Ajusshi, I have you on video without your pants in a popular love hotel.”
Alternative Universe where no one gets hurt.
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- Part 1 of Squid Game AU
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06 Jul 2025
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Hwang Inho picked up on Junho’s third attempt. He sounded strangely out of breath even though it was the middle of the night.
“Junho, this had better be an emergency,” His older brother said, impatience clear in his voice. And then, Inho heard the sirens in the background and changed his tone. “Oh no, is it an actual emergency? What’s going on?”
He heard faint rustling on the other end and someone’s else’s muffled voice. Junho frowned. A horrible horrible thought occurred to him. He cupped a hand over the phone, turning so that his mother could not hear, and hissed down the line, “are you…did I interrupt you two having sex?”
“No,” Hwang Inho snapped back a little too quickly. “Why do I hear sirens? Are you ok?”
Companion piece to Material Girl. Junho's little side journey of self discovery and falling in love.
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- Part 3 of Squid Game AU
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06 Jul 2025
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It would be easy, technically. Swipe up, tap the name and hold the phone to his ear. He could say the words out loud. Not all of them. Just the beginning. Just, I’m not okay. He thinks of it in pieces. If he said that, if he let it out, Hannibal would understand. More than anyone else could. Maybe even more than Will himself.
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Will’s fever is burning him up, leaving him delirious and desperate, so he reaches out to only one he trusts to hold him through the haze. <3Series
- Part 1 of i’m on fire
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21 Jun 2025
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When Will wakes up in a hospice in Cuba, he does not know his name, how he got there or what kind of a life he'd had. He only has the rude man from the hospice to help him navigate this new existence, and that man is extremely rude. Until he isn't.
OR: Hannibal believes that memories alone make a person, and Will proves that he does not need memories to remember.
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17 Jun 2025
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The heart monitor connected to Hannibal makes a sudden, unrhythmical beep the moment Will enters through the door."You must forgive me for my bluntness, but are we in a romantic relationship?" Hannibal asks and Will isn't exactly sure how to answer that. He can't technically say no, but honestly, bloody courtship may be a more proper name for it.
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15 Jun 2025
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Will doesn't go to bars much. He doesn't end up needing a ride home much. But when he does get drunk, he always wants to ask Hannibal to pick him up.
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03 Jun 2025
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“If you did manage to become such a pitiful creature, I would no doubt care for you. The loss of such an exquisite mind should be mourned, and if that chance were taken from me, I may come close to losing myself.”
“Hannibal. You’re not going to turn into a worm.”
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Pretty self explanatory. Hannibal gets turned into a worm. Will must deal.Bookmarked by DiscombobulateDan
28 May 2025