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Purely For Academic Purposes by Dizzle00, strandsofsaturn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Sep 2026
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Her hands went to her chest, and it was as she’d thought.
Flat, save for planes of muscle where her breasts should be.
She slid them up under her now much too-tight sleep shirt, exploring the smooth skin, hard, defined abs, and up to find…yep, scars on her chest.
Hermione lay back down, still dazed enough not to panic.
Finally, she lifted up both forearms.
She was definitely in Malfoy’s body.
SHE WAS IN MALFOY’S BODY.
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After a mystery potion spills on Hermione and Draco, Hermione wakes up with a raging hard-on. Oh dear! Whatever will happen next?
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While Granger was a marvel at most things, baking did not appear to be her specialty.
She had already burned one batch, and the second had “never risen”, whatever that meant.
He saw the discontent on her face and longed to erase it. Granger shouldn’t be unhappy; she should only ever be relaxed and glowing and well-fucked and—
Draco heard her grumbling to Lovegood about something.
“Great. I’m out of flour. Can’t even bake another batch.”
His ears perked.
Flowers? Granger needed flowers for baking?
As Draco had never baked anything in his life, nor been involved in any such process, he was riveted.
She sighed while Lovegood listened sympathetically, patting her on the shoulder. “And Harry’s gluten free. And Tesco is the only place that sells the type of flour I like.”
Tesco had flowers, eh?
Draco had no idea what Tesco was, nor did he know what gluten-free meant, but by Merlin, he would figure it out.
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A collection of various drabbles.
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Hermione couldn’t deny that she watched Malfoy. Studied him, thought of him far more than was appropriate for someone who shared a bedroom with another man.
And now, in this darkened hallway at two in the morning, she couldn’t deny she could hear Malfoy doing…well, something that she probably shouldn’t be listening to.
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After the war, a group of friends stay in the safehouse they lived in during the war. Hermione suffers from insomnia and Draco Malfoy seems to be the only one who notices. Also, the walls in the safehouse are rather…thin.
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In truth, Granger had many talents but singing karaoke—well, singing in general—wasn’t among them. Nor was that fact particularly a secret.
Blaise watched as everyone except Draco grimaced when Granger (attempted to) hit the high notes of Cosmic Love (admittedly a difficult song even for the best of singers).
No, Draco wasn’t grimacing at all.
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“Now wait a minute,” Draco protested, lanky arms fighting in earnest as she continued to shove him out of her tent. “I can fuck better than Potter.”
Hermione snorted. “I highly doubt that.”
“I can.” Draco managed to break free from her grip just before she could actually get him out. He adjusted his hair and sweater with a huff and turned to face her. “I absolutely can.”
“Prove it.”
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Or: Draco learns about what happened on the Horcrux Hunt and views it as a challenge for some reason.
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30 Aug 2026
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Pansy joins her friends to check out the new restaurant in town that people can't stop talking about. Part vegetarian fine dining and part elegant greenhouse, Secret Garden has plenty to offer to those who walk through its doors, be it food, drink, or—in Pansy's case—love.
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03 Aug 2026
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Father was Percy's preferred parenting title. As time went on, she had begun to feel like it suited him, a realization that she wasn’t sure she liked.
She thought, with a sort of vague, sleep-addled confidence, that Charlie was almost certainly the kind of man who would want to be called daddy.
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12 Jul 2026
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Hermione would do anything for Harry.
Anything, that is, except say no to him.- - - - - - - - - - - -
Or, a story about infidelity, love, and what happens when you marry the wrong person.
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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.Bookmarked by Dizzle00
07 Jun 2026