DoAliensLikePasta
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Fox Tears by DoAliensLikePasta for ConstellationsInInk
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Apr 2026
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Chuuya Nakahara has known Dazai Osamu for over 700 years; they've only been married 50, and it's no surprise they have problems. But nothing is going to tear them apart; Chuuya will make sure of it.
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Your back and your blindside. by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Feb 2026
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Who even knew dehydration could cause blood clots?!
Certainly not a dizzy Dazai who's more worried about his partners spring cleaning than his pounding heart and head.Series
- Part 4 of Skk Married Oneshots
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It's not common that Chuuya uses Corruption anymore; with the ADA and Mafia truce, the combined manpower is usually plenty enough to deal with threats that come to Yokohama.
So when he does, It's natural his husband is quick to soothe away Arahabakis rage before it can do any lasting damage.Unless, of course, Dazai can't find his husband who he believes to be in the throes of anger and bloodshed.
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- Part 3 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Chuuya helping Dazai with his eating problems, from helping Dazai after he ate something bad, to realizing just how much Dazai's improvement influences Chuuya himself.
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- Part 2 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Yosano was the first to pipe up. “You know, I still can’t see Dazai doing much shopping. Bandages sure, but it feels like it would be odd to go to a grocery store with him. I can hardly go clothes shopping with him before he’s acting up in the store and running around complaining about it being boring.”
Chuuya sat down on a couch in the corner and shrugged. “He doesn’t like clothes shopping, but we plan meals together. He likes some brands, others he hates. They mostly taste the same to me, so I just let him handle what we buy. I know the generals. That and his moods; I couldn’t care less if a pasta is big or small, but he does, so I just let him handle it. I’m not the autistic one.”
There was a kick to the chair, and Dazai pouted at him as he signed.
"Chibi is too; he’s just a different flavor than me."Series
- Part 1 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Midgar Murder Husbands & Co. by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Mo Dao Zu Shi OneShots by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2019
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Alastor has become aware that he has Certain Feelings for Lucifer, but he's rarely felt this way toward someone, especially not this intensely, and he's unsure what (if anything) he wants to do about it. Worse yet, Lucifer still doesn't seem to like him very much, and he doesn't think Lucifer would take him seriously if he confessed. Stuck with these overwhelming, all-consuming emotions and feeling uncharacteristically hopeless about his odds, he decides to build himself a little safety valve to channel all of these horrid feelings into: sending Lucifer anonymous love letters.
There's just one problem with this plan: Lucifer wants to find his secret admirer, and he's decided to make Alastor help him with the search.
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05 Sep 2026
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After getting tired of her dad and Alastor arguing, Charlie asks for them to at least try and be civil. “The Thursday Truce Compact” is born... and it changes everything.
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30 Aug 2026
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The Totally Normal Coffee Shop. by anantipodean for VampAmber
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2026
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Depressed dad and failed writer Lucifer Morningstar enters a cafe to point out the spelling mistakes on their help-wanted ad, never imagining how this chance encounter will change his life.
Found family, depression, ducks, mention of past crime.
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29 Aug 2026
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A Celestial Prelude of Questions and Answers by undead_vosnian
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Mar 2024
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After too many rounds of discussions between Lucifer and Heaven, most of which having involved no less than: many yelling matches, too many tables being flipped, and just a few song numbers too many…it was finally done. Heaven would give the Hazbin Hotel one chance to show them what it’s got.
The only problem? They decided to send God’s most beloved angels down for the inspection.
The other problem? Said angels were Lucifer’s very, very estranged siblings. His very, very estranged siblings who were also responsible for his Fall all those years ago.
The other, other problem? They didn’t seem to hate him as much as he thought they should. This…complicated things. A lot.
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- Part 2 of A Divinely, Heavenly Comedy
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Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
27 Aug 2026
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When Alastor finally lands a deal with Lucifer without selling his soul, he thought he had everything he ever wanted. An opportunity to kill as many prey as he wants and never see the consequences for it. Everything went (mostly) well until Heaven wanted a part on it.
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- Part 1 of Slasher
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Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
22 Aug 2026