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    Phil falls and breaks his glasses. Somehow, that turns into another ‘How Phil Almost Died’ situation. Dan is not amused.

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    After getting a concussion, Phil is forced to face something far more serious than his usual migraines. But he’s fine. Obviously.

    Phil is being very normal about it.

    Dan is absolutely not.

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    26 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    There is one rule of content creation that every creator is subconsciously aware of. Never read anything written about you.

    This is a rule Dan isn’t very fond of. Partially because he is kept awake every night with anxiety about what his fanbase thinks of him, partially because it turns him on reading about himself. Both of which are too loaded to unpack during the ungodly hours of the night. Tuck that away with the rest of his self deprecating feelings.

    The main issue, though, was Phil. To Dan, Phil was this one perfect, precious thing in his life that he couldn’t risk ruining. He wouldn’t let anyone ruin their friendship no matter what that meant. Hell, he’d give up the career he had built if it meant preserving his sunlight.

    Or, at least, that was the plan until Phil decided that takeaway and a full bottle of rosé needed to be split between the two of them and suggested that they read something the fans had written about them

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    Dan and Phil have some feelings left unsaid. One night, they decide to read fan fiction about themselves and recreate it. Problem is, they're both a little too into it.

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    25 Oct 2026

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    “Only you would be the alien and also be the one getting pregnant. You know normally it’s them getting the human pregnant, right?” Dan asked.

    “Hmm… I guess that would be like, a reverse probing.”

    A reverse probing. This man's mind was a fucking treasure. Fuck it. If Phil was going to keep him up all night they might as well enjoy it.

    Dan reached over, pulling Phil down and on top of his chest. “Mmm, you like that idea? Me tied down, a little human experiment for the aliens. Just a sperm donor for you?”

    Dan helps Phil imagine a dream that he woke up from.

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    25 Oct 2026

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    Dan's feelings toward Phil are nothing but platonic, or so he thinks before stumbling upon some actually decent phanfiction and falling face-first into the abyss.

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    23 Oct 2026

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    Phil has always had a complicated relationship with food. Usually, he's pretty good at hiding it.

    But when his usual takeaway order suddenly isn't quite so usual anymore, he finds himself unable to just swallow it down this time.

    Luckily, Dan is pretty good at making things easier.

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    21 Oct 2026