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Five Times Lü Dongbin and Zhongli Quan kissed and the one time they actually talked about it
*slaps the top of this fic like it's a used car* this bad boy can fit so many tropes in it
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Zhongli Quan is on the search for Lü Dongbin. He gets a bit horny about it.
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debt or favour (I'd follow you forever) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 八仙！ | All Wishes Come True! (2026)
17 Aug 2026
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“Have you seen this man?” Zhongli Quan asks.
The inn owner looks from the paper Zhongli Quan is holding, to Zhongli Quan, to the paper, then back to Zhongli Quan. “Are you joking?”
“Hey, I’m showing you a portrait and asking from the goodness of my heart if you’ve seen him. This is my friend and I only want to find him to pay back what I owe him, you can’t even take a closer look and guess – “
“I could look at that for three hours and still only tell you I couldn’t recognise him,” the inn owner interrupts, unimpressed.
Zhongli Quan looks at the portrait. If you know Lü Dongbin, it’s great! It’s got his hair, it’s nearly got his shoulders, it’s kind of got the angle of his nose – no, it’s really not the best. He’d described Lü Dongbin to a street artist and they’d given him – well actually, it’s probably about as good as the Wuxinchang sketches. This one has Lü Dongbin’s hair, at least.
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Zhongli Quan has an idea to retrieve the vault key from Lü Dongbin; it involves some special tea and maybe something more straightforward… that was not accounted for.
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Zhongli Quan’s mouth twitches into a half-smile, a familiar self-deprecating thing. “I told you before,” he says. “I’ve done a lot of disgusting things.”
For three months, Zhongli Quan looks for Lü Dongbin. Lü Dongbin finds him first.