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On and On by captaindingdong (professorcockblock) for indecens scripto (consumedly)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 May 2026
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"It's just a drink, Weasley. Don't be so bloody precious."
This story starts with sex. It continues with sex. And it ends with sex. But, reader, I regret to inform you that this is very much not a story about sex.
An ode to very oblivious idiots, and the many and varied ways we deny ourselves what makes us happy.
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Bookmarked by Einfortunate
11 Sep 2026
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My first fic for this rarepair and color me surprise bcus i fucking like it
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Hell or High Water by poppyhills for Fluffy_Underneath
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2026
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When Draco Malfoy is (mistakenly) abducted by pirates on the eve of his wedding, he wants nothing more than to escape.
Not because of the constant threat of getting thrown overboard, or the stench of men stuck at sea for weeks on end, or the fact that he's getting sucked deeper and deeper into a wild treasure hunt he's not equipped for. No, the worst part about getting kidnapped, he's finding, is the longer he stays, the more difficult it is becoming to leave.
And he has one moody pirate captain with beautiful green eyes to blame for that.
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The never ending comparisons to perfect, pretentious pretty boy Oliver Wood were beginning to grate on Marcus. No matter what he did, he seemed to come out on bottom. Marcus couldn't stand him. That was probably why he couldn't stop thinking about him, right?
The feeling was mutual. Oliver thought Marcus Flint was irritating, aggressive, and hotheaded. So when he opened his door to find Marcus Flint waiting outside, a Puddlemere branded duffle bag slung over his shoulder, his life flashed before his eyes. There was no way Flint was the new recruit he'd agreed to let crash with him.
Surely this would end in disaster.
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Draco and Hermione make a devastating duo at the Ministry as the respective Department Heads of Wizarding Culture Preservation and Muggle Relations. When Harry Potter gets involved in their latest joint project, Draco can’t seem to stop himself from constantly flirting with him even when it doesn’t seem to affect the golden boy at all. He’s wrong. Harry is most definitely affected. Includes Slytherin shenanigans, Draco sucking at quidditch, and Harry trying not to be charmed. Draco POV.
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Bookmarked by Einfortunate
30 Aug 2026
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Draco and Hermione's relationship is saur <3 same with Teddy and Draco. I also love how oblivious Draco is here LOL
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“Soooo…” She draws the o out as she tilts her head and rests it on her hand, leaning over the bar counter. “You know Steve, then. Steve Harrington.”
Jonathan hesitates. He could lie. It might even be easy. A simple Steve? Steve, who? would probably be enough to dismiss the idea all together since there’s something about the question that makes Jonathan believe she’s suspicious about the connection in the first place. So he’s not exactly sure why that when he opens his mouth next what comes out is,
“I… I do, yeah.”
Bookmarked by Einfortunate
28 Aug 2026
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Boop! The evolution of their relationship is cute