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Look at that. Another white guy with his little Asian sugar baby.
Twenty-seven years, and not once has a stranger looked at David Hollander and his son and seen a father. Then Ilya Rozanov sits beside him in a restaurant and a server says, "Can I get anything else for you and your son?" David does not correct him.`
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24 Aug 2026
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“So have you?” Jamie demanded.
“What?”
“Done gay shit!” Jamie exploded.
Roy exhaled heavily through his nose. Fucking Christ. “Yes.”
Jamie threw up his hands in disgust. “Fucking unbelievable! I’m the hottest bloke on the team, bar none, and I’m the only one that’s never done gay shit! The boys should be all over me!”
“You listed four people, Tartt. That’s not even a quarter of the team.”
Jamie ignored him. “And even you’ve done gay shit! I didn’t know that was allowed!”
“If you want to go do gay shit go find someone to do gay shit with,” Roy said curtly, hoping to end the conversation and return to sanity.
“Right,” Jamie said, nodding resolutely. “Good idea, coach.” His pout eased, replaced with a look of determination that Roy really should have taken for a warning sign because a moment later Jamie softened his mouth, stepped forward into Roy’s space, and kissed him.
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20 Aug 2026
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When Keeley breaks up with Roy after his spontaneous plans to whisk her away to Marbella for the summer, he makes the trip by himself, intent on forgetting about the break up as best he can through as much booze, tapas, and sunshine as one person can manage during one miserable summer. The last thing he expects is for his car to break down during a road trip up the Spanish coast, where he finds none other than Jamie fucking Tartt - who fell off the face of the Earth after his stint on Lust Conquers All - working in a seaside bar.
Post-season 2 AU where, after getting kicked off of Lust Conquers All, Jamie decides not to return to England or football.
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20 Aug 2026
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“Babe, what’s going on?” she asked softly, rubbing her thumbs over his cheeks soothingly.
“Nothin’,” he tried again, but his voice cracked right in the middle of the word.
“Why are you so upset?” she asked again. “You know we meant it as a jo—”
“Well, it wasn’t fucking funny,” he exclaimed, pulling away from her. “It’s not—I’m not a fucking prostitute, I can’t—you can’t make me shag someone just ‘cause they’ve paid money to spend an evening fucking chatting at me—Rebecca can—she can send me fucking back to fucking City, I won’t—I won’t do it—I’m not—”
—A rewrite of season one, where Keeley (and Roy, eventually) find out about Amsterdam much earlier. OT3 endgame, plenty of RoyJamie freak4freak, but they're burning slow, babes, I'm warning you.
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11 Aug 2026
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Title from “I’ll Believe in Anything” by Wolf Parade. Playlist for Billy and Ray that I listen to while writing is here. Each fic is part of the same universe but can be read as a stand-alone unless otherwise stated. I do not use AI.
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04 Aug 2026