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Tombs full of soundless bones by FailWriter for TransTevinters (rooklavellanpavus)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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When Rook slips away from a celebration at the Cobbled Swan, Neve feels compelled to bring him back inside. Their complicated past notwithstanding.
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 7 of my heated rivalry fics
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24 Oct 2026
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The Taste of Ice by LuckyLuoc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2023
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Mobei-Jun is rewarded by Emperor Luo for his years of loyalty. His reward is his very own traitor, Shang Qinghua, resurrected from the dead.
Now if only they can come to terms with how much they need each other.
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24 Oct 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The MLH rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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24 Oct 2026
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Mizu was hired. At first Akemi’s fury was incandescent. This was not the desired outcome. She tried her father again, and her father said, “Isn’t this what you wanted?”, and she fumed, teeth clenched, face hot. She tried to sneak out and Mizu caught her, grabbed her by the back of the neck—literally, the back of her neck, squeezed until it hurt. Pushed her back toward the house. Akemi screamed, “You can’t treat me like that!”, and Mizu, cold and soulless, said, “Like what?”, and Akemi said, “Like I’m a dog!” And Mizu said: “Can’t I?”
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Mizu is hired as Akemi's bodyguard. Akemi takes offense.
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25 Sep 2026
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Recall:
(1) (noun) The ability to remember.
(2) (verb) To order the return of an object or person.
See also: (animal training) Fetch and recall.Series
- Part 2 of Underneath the Radar
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22 May 2026