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Are We Allies or Enemies (This Will Be the Death of Me) by Fernboo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2025
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Title from Allies or Enemies by the Crane Wives
After letting the dead silence sit for a few moments, Emmeline clapped her hands together. “Well then, onto the boys!” Once again she made her way to the bowl and fished around within it for a few moments.
When she had finally clawed one out, she made her way back to the mic. Emmeline again took her time ripping open the ballot, and then the words Lily had been fearing since she was 13 were being amplified across the crowd.
“Joining Mary Macdonald, our male tribute from District 12 will be Remus Lupin!” Emmeline exclaimed, and Lily felt all the air rush out of her lungs. She felt like she’d been dunked underwater and was being violently spun around at the same time.
She thought of how sickly Remus was, catching every stray illness that Lily managed to avoid. She thought of his limp, and how in the arena he’d never be able to use a walking stick. How he’d be prey to everyone else.
She felt sick. Without thinking she began to push her way forward, and the girls around her parted to let her through, some giving her sympathetic looks. After all, everyone knew that Remus and Lily were a pair.
Fuck JKR
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I'm Sure There Won't Always be Sunlight by Fernboo
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Game)
07 Sep 2023
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(But There's This Momentary Beam of Light)
Chloe didn’t bother to hide her impatience as Warren pulled Max away for a photo. They didn’t have time for this. Rachel was dead and Nathan was going to pay. As soon as the camera flashed, Chloe turned away.
“We’ve got no time for this shit. Come on Max.” Before she could move, Max threw herself at her. “Chloe!” Startled, Chloe stumbled back a step before returning the hug. “Jesus dude.. what is up with you?”
Max stepped back from Chloe, but kept her hands on her arms. “I’m just- just glad we’re together.” Behind them, Warren had a hurt look on his face. “Guess you need to talk. No worries… it’s all good.” Any other time, Chloe would have made a scathing comment about how they weren’t worried, but she was too focused on Max.
“I’m glad you’re with me too.. What’s going on Max?"
Title from Notion by The Rare Occasions
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“You’ve got to be kidding me! I’m not a fucking first year. And I sure as hell don’t need a babysitter.“
“Language, Mr. Crouch.”
For a brief moment, Evan considered saying exactly what came to his mind, things that would shut Crouch up on the spot, but he dismissed it just as quickly. This wasn’t the time. And definitely not the audience.
“Fine,” he said smoothly, ignoring the irritation in his chest. “If that’s what you think is best, sir, I’ll… manage.”
“Don’t do me any favours, Rosier.” Barty snorted.
“Trust me, Crouch. I’m not exactly thrilled about the arrangement either.”
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After one of Barty’s pranks, Slughorn gave him an unexpected detention, putting him under Evan’s prefect watch, much to their mutual irritation.
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27 Sep 2026
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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
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03 Sep 2026
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Sirius Black flees his wedding, still in his tuxedo, minutes before walking down the aisle. He doesn't think. He just drives. Until he sees a hitchhiker limping down the road with frayed bell bottom blue jeans, a graffitied wooden cane, and a sarcastic goddam mouth. He's heading west to seek his fortune in California and needs a ride. Sirius has a car and lots to run from. When you ain't got nothin, you got nothin to lose.
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14 Aug 2026
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Of His Bones by MesserMoon for rabidlittlestrawberry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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Once upon a time there was a pirate, who fell in love with a king
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10 Aug 2026
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“This is a really bad idea, Barty.”
Barty hums, nose brushing against Evan’s. Despite his words, his hand found its way to the back of Barty’s neck, keeping him close.
“Then tell me to stop.”
“You know I won’t."
Evan moves back from France to England after over a decade with very little expectations. He’s never really had any friends and he’s used to people stepping out of his life—why would this time be any different? He’s ready to spend his remaining years at high school alone. Luckily for Evan, a few people don’t seem to let him.
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06 Aug 2026