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A chair has an eventful night in a Gotham warehouse.
Rated teen for violence against chairs and also messed-up chair society ig???
Obligatory no-ai used statement. I would rather eat the entire Home Depot lighting department and then the rest of the Home Depot, foundation and all, than even look at ai.
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Summertime Blues by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
Fandoms: No Fandom, Alternatively it's the fandom for my bestie's untitled show that doesn't exist yet
17 Jun 2026
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It's Blu's 28th birthday and traffic is awful.
This is a short little fic to celebrate the canonical birthday of my bestie's oc, which just so happens to be June 17 and also I learned that today and speed-wrote this like my life depended on it.
Notice: No AI was used in the making of this fic. If generative AI has no haters it's because I have died and my spirit has been obliterated.
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When Your Fantasies Become Your Legacy by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Jason often finds himself in Crime Alley. He is not alone.
Notice: No AI was used in the making of this fic. If generative AI has no haters it's because I have died and my spirit has been obliterated.
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The World Passes By (I'm Watching Through a Window) by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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It started small. Little changes here and there that Tim didn't even notice. But now, Gotham was different. Darker. And things were still shifting, faster and larger.
He was the only one who noticed it. Who saw it. He couldn't convince anyone that anything had happened--that anything was still happening.
He's terrified of what might change next.
Fun little note: This was not made with AI. I will never use AI, not to write or for anything else. If AI has no haters I am dead and my spirit has been obliterated.
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me trying to understand some html stuff. there's technically a story here and you can (probably) go through it. might delete if it's terribly broken and i can't figure out how to fix it
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Gotham is a Weird and Terrible Place (None of Us Can Leave) by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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A series of fics that all take place in one specific version of Gotham that I've dreamed up.
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love is a risk (but whats the alternative) by Caffinated_Reader for Zozo1252
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
29 Dec 2025
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Duke would like to say that this is all Jason's fault.
And Damian lowkey deserved it for being such a Dick defender, but it's not his fault. He's still a kid, albeit a freaky one.
But, he thinks as Talia snakes an arm around his shoulders and pulls him in closer, maybe I should have given up this morning.
Still, never let it be said Duke Thomas does not commit to the bit.
Or
Duke calls Talia a MILF, and the planning behind it.
Bookmarked by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
04 Sep 2026
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[YESSSSS DUKE GO CRAZY GO WILD YESSSSSSS]
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“I’ll start with the bad news,” announced Bruce, where he sat perched on the solitary bench under the bus stop cover. “Gotham does not exist in this universe.”
“This is not bad news,” said Damian.
“Instead,” Bruce continued, heedless of any comments, “I have identified another city on the Eastern seaboard that is a slant rhyme for Gotham, features large Italian and Irish populations, and whose only significant cultural export is unlistenable grunge music. I have elected, therefore, to build a new mansion in Boston.”"Batman Takes Boston! is action-packed, filled with the grit and harsh reality that audiences come to superhero movies to see." --Zack Snyder
"Five Stars. I laughed, I cried, I shipped up to Boston." --James Gunn
"If you like Batman, this sure is a movie!" --John Waters
Bookmarked by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
04 Sep 2026
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[Cackling like a dying killer whale]
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The One With The Crowbar by aether_mae
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
20 May 2026
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My brother wrote me a Red Hood fic based purely on the rants I've given him about Batfamily
He's never read a single comic and only seen the UTRH movie because I forced him to
Enjoy <3
Bookmarked by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
03 Sep 2026
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[I'm laugh-crying myself into an early grave without even a crowbar for comfort]
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i just wanna be the good guy (but every time i try someone loses their life) by heliadae
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
11 Aug 2026
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The leading theory was that Batman had married a Gotham crime lord to split the underworld between them.
Jason loved it enough to put it on Bruce's birthday mug: WORLD'S BEST DAD/FEARED SHADOW EMPEROR/TROPHY HUSBAND.
Bruce used it every morning.[...]
"You sound jealous," Dick said.
"Of the mug?"
"Of Bruce's imaginary crime-lord husband."[...]
Hal looked between Barry and Clark. "Wait. Batman has a harem?"
"I didn’t say harem," Barry said.
"You implied it."
"I said structured arrangement."
"That is harem with paperwork."
Clark pinched his nose. "I am not anyone’s consort."
"That’s exactly what a consort would say."[...]
"What are we laughing at?"
"Nothing," Clark said.
Dick wheezed.
"The galaxy thinks Clark's trying to become Bruce's mistress."[...]
"He's already married, son. Make an effort."
"I AM THE PERSON HE IS MARRIED TO."[...]
Dick read:
"'Batman: territorial patriarch. Married. Husband unknown. Extremely protective.'"
Bruce pretended not to notice his softened voice.
"'Superman: possible courtship. Potential second husband, consort, mistress.'"
Clark groaned.Series
Bookmarked by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
01 Sep 2026
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[Delightful. Want to print and bind into book]
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carved my name wrong on that gravestone (you don't even know my date of birth) by deniigiq
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
18 May 2025
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“Arthur, listen to me,” Merlin says suddenly in a tone so gentle that Arthur forgets what he was about to say right then and there.
“I’m—I’m listening,” he says.
Merlin lifts his head from his nest of arms and passes a thumb over the scab forming in the very center of his lower lip.
“I fucking hate you,” he says.
(Arthur accidentally reveals Merlin's magic to the world, then accidentally bonds them together before he's king, thereby throwing their prophecy way off course. He tries to make it up to Merlin by making a place for him in Camelot, but that proves to be far more complicated than he can manage on his own. Meanwhile, Merlin finds a smartphone in a wishing well and tries to electrocute a paramedic.)
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Bookmarked by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
31 Jul 2025
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[Now THIS is the vibe. Beautiful words, utterly unhinged magic, even more unhinged happenings, and a good chunk of history and king arthur mythology. Someone get this fic an award and someone else get me enough paper to print and bind it for my bookshelf. 10/10]