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"So will you do it?”
Greg considered it for a long moment. There was still something not quite right about the man seated to his left, but a pineapple was hardly the most illicit cargo they’d procured during their travels, and the prepayment certainly didn’t hurt.
Besides, even if the man was off his nut, Greg still felt like smiling just looking at him, and he wasn’t quite ready for that feeling to disappear. “Yeah, all right,” he said finally, extending his hand for Alex to shake. “It’s been a pleasure doing business with you, Mr Horne.”
“Call me Alex,” Alex repeated, shaking his hand. “And same to you, Captain Davies.”
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- Part 46 of Taskmaster Collection
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"So, what, I'm supposed to drive to Cambridge and knock on his office door and– what?"
Rhod shrugged. "And punch him in his smug face, if you like," he said. "Or maybe just have a chat. Up to you, really."
Just like that. As if it was the easiest thing in the world.
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- Part 143 of Taskmaster Collection
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12 Aug 2026
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the horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes by masktaster
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
31 May 2026
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'Alright. Hold your hand out, please.' Greg makes a fussy little noise but one bear paw is obligingly put forward. Alex holds it. 'Open your eyes.'
Greg does. Squints at him, squeezes his hand experimentally. Alex is beaming down at him.
'Am I missing something?' Greg asks, turning Alex's hand in his own, palm-up, palm-down, suspicious. 'Alex,' Greg says, fondly, squeezing his hand. 'If I've got to do some kind of treasure hunt around my own fucking flat I'm going to hang you out the window by your fucking thumbs.'
'Very Elizabethan of you, Greg.'
'Alex.'
'Erm, it's me,' Alex says, grinning.Bookmarked by FineStine
11 Aug 2026
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Alex has been invited to a sex party and doesn't know what to do about it.
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25 Jul 2026
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“Besides, you didn’t have to come with me.”
Greg just gave him a look. “My ship, my crew,” he reminded Alex, who managed not to roll his eyes.
“Technically—” he started, and Greg scowled.
“Pull rank on me and I’ll make you walk the Knappett myself.”
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- Part 138 of Taskmaster Collection
- Part 2 of Our Sails Are All Set (Pirate AU)
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16 Jul 2026