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System Malfunction [FileNotFound] by Firebirdie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2026
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Shen Qingqiu's eyes snapped open with a startle, quickly the Qing Jing Peak Lord sat up despite Mu Qingfang trying to keep him from getting out of the bed. Startled green eyes surveyed the room searching for the owner of the voice, before he schooled his expression into his usual cold one.
Maybe he misheard or just imagined it?
' Where am I? What is this? 'No. He definitely heard it. But no matter where he looked there was nobody, just Mu Qingfang and Yue Qingyuan standing next to his bed speaking meaningless things to him.
' Wha-Why can't I move?! ' the strange voice squeaked again, Shen Qingqiu looked at the other two peak lords but they didn't seem to react to the voice at all. Could they not hear it?-----
Or instead of Shen Yuan waking up as Shen Qingqiu, he wakes up as a voice in the Original's head.
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Residential Cat Problem by Firebirdie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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Mu Qingfang watched in horror as the kid let out an angry yell and started kicking and scratching, doing his best to chew off the Wan Jian peak lord's arm.
If it hurt, then Wei Qingwei didn't show it, smiling like an idiot holding a crescent moon bear cub instead.
“Isn't he cute?”
A single look at his disciples told the healer all he needed to know. Neither of them looked amused, unsurprisingly since they were both covered in scratch and bite marks from the little demon in his shixiong’s grasp.
“Sure, Shixiong…”
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Or the one in which Shen Qingqiu is turned back into Shen JiuAnd if Wei Qingwei finds himself a new small prickly disciple who for some reason keeps trying to escape to Qing Jing, well. Who said that the two events had anything to do with each other?
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- Part 1 of Peak Wide Comedy
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Zuko sees snow for the first time.
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Rising Tensions by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 May 2025
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The admin put his head in his hands and sighed. Trying to look through the code won't work without touching the player. What little code that has attached itself to Helsknight was already fading away. Something it wasn't supposed to do, and X couldn't touch it without it slipping through his fingers like a scared cat.
An idea crossed his mind, he grabbed his communicator and sent a message to the chat. Looking down at his communicator satisfied, X put on his elytra and made his way to the forest.
Now all he had to do was simply just wait.
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The Hand That Feeds by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Mar 2024
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He descended down the hill, and stopped right in his tracks. There was an underground base with white glass on the top and- were those creepers?! The alien built wasn't anything Tommy had ever seen before, and despite his mind screaming at him to run he walked cautiously closer. When he was close enough he was finally able to make out enough details to see that the underground room had a lot of redstone and note blocks in it.
What the hell was this thing?
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Peak Wide Comedy by Firebirdie
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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A bunch of SVSSS works that are meant to be humorous. None of them are connected to one another unless stated otherwise.
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Hels and his accidentally acquired most definitely not son by Firebirdie
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 May 2025
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Hels's and Tommy's adventures through Hermitcraft.
(It's not like anything could go wrong.)Hels exploring parenthood (and having absolutely no clue what he's doing).
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The Next Day is Yesterday//16.05, 6:02 Forever by SmellsLikeDeanSpirit
Fandoms: Devil May Cry, DmC: Devil May Cry
15 Apr 2022
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His eyes shot open.
He was in his bed, his alarm clock blaring at his side.
The screen blinked: time 6:00 AM, date 16th of May.
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Or the one where Dante is stuck in a time loop, forced to endlessly wake up and watch Nero shoot himself in the head. No explanation.
He has two minutes from the second he wakes up to the second the gun is fired. How many times must Dante watch the kid die in his arms before he can finally save him? And why did it take him getting stuck in an endless gory time warp for him to come to terms with his feelings?
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16 Sep 2026
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Dante and Vergil are given the gift of a second chance bought with an unimaginable sacrifice. Some things are a little easier to tackle when you're not alone. (Series of vignettes where everyone gets to be a family and how that might have changed things.)
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- 55,965
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- 10/10
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15 Sep 2026
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Nero was more human than demon. Vergil and Dante were painfully reminded of that fact.
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- English
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Firebirdie
15 Sep 2026
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An accident with one of Wheeljack's inventions lands Starscream in a place where his academy friends hate him. And... something about war crimes? And what are Autobots and Decepticons?
Bookmarked by Firebirdie
13 Sep 2026
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All Eleven Lives Led to Doom — So in His Twelfth, Starscream Is Done Caring! by OtomeGirl4Ever
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers (IDW 2019)
10 Aug 2026
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Starscream has already died eleven times.
Eleven lives. Eleven attempts to escape the same miserable ending. He has served Megatron faithfully, betrayed him, joined the Autobots, fled as a Neutral, vanished into exile, fought for Cybertron, abandoned Cybertron entirely—and every single path has ended with his death and his consciousness violently thrown back to the exact same point in the past.
By his twelfth regression, Starscream has had enough.
No more schemes. No more desperately searching for the “correct” route. No more trying to save people who will kill him later anyway. If destiny insists on murdering him regardless of what he chooses, then this time Starscream is going to shut the fuck up, do whatever makes his miserable existence tolerable, and enjoy however much life he has left.
Except… something is wrong.
Events are changing. Bots who never cared before are noticing him. Old tragedies aren't happening when they should.
And for the first time in twelve lives, Starscream has absolutely no idea what comes next.
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- Part 2 of Otome Games/Villains/Regression
Bookmarked by Firebirdie
12 Sep 2026