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    It was one time.

    Statistically, condoms had a 98% success rate when used properly. That meant that the condom packet had to have been perfectly sealed, the latex itself had to have no tears or degradation in the material, and it had to be worn as directed.

    So why?

    Why did it feel like the universe was saying fuck you in big bold letters and giving him double birds at the same time?

    So why did the blue lines and the pregnant on the two tests sound so fucking fake?

    Or: Where Shane finds out he's pregnant after their first time together in 2013 despite wearing protection, because the universe loves to fuck with him.

    Set in Omegaverse. Tags will be updated as story progresses.

    (Latest Update: Sept 5th)

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Simon is fighting every instinct in his body to not drop to his knees and bow his head for his omega because he knows Grace would hate that. He doesn’t say anything, gripping the door frame so hard he’s afraid it might crack as he waits for Ryland to speak first.

    “I need something that smells like you.”

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    07 Sep 2026

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    It takes a minute for him to realize something.

    “Hey, I’m an omega.”

    It’s not like he forgets he’s an omega. He’s all too familiar with the nasty business of slicked up thighs, dirty sheets, the wafting of the last remnants of heat. He just. Spends a lot of time wishing he wasn’t one.

    “I know that, Shane.” He blinks. He forgot Hayden was there, for a second.

    He doesn’t hate his designation. He just… thinks it’d be so much easier to not spend three days with his legs spread and his hole wet, aching for something outside of himself to fill him oh so good.

    He clears his throat. “I could provide a sample?”

     

    OR the nhl runs an incentive program for its top players to motivate them to win. clothing worn by the omega of their choosing will be sent to them throughout the season to encourage and/or soothe them. alphas that win the cup get a chance to meet their scent-picked omega companion and share a rut or heat cycle.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    “Will Byers?”

    Will glances around, as if there is another Will Byers in their vicinity. He manages a small smile. “Yeah, it’s- uh. It’s me.”

    Mike rushes forward, and all he can think is holy shit, Will is alive, as he’s throwing his arms around the other boy and tugging him in for a crushing hug. It isn’t until Will is secure, nestled–maybe a bit stiffly–in his arms, that Mike starts crying.

    “I thought you were dead,” Mike murmurs, muffled by Will’s jacket. He sniffles. “I thought- we- they told us you were dead.”

    Or, Will was never found in S1, but survives in the Upside Down until 1987 due to his powers and connection with Vecna. Cue Mike, an ill-timed trip to the Upside Down, and a lot of feelings.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander agrees to an arranged marriage because refusing could start a war. He expected a transactional relationship, minimal emotional involvement, and maybe some occasional awkward small talk.

    Instead he gets a six-foot-three stupidly attractive Russian alpha who is apparently determined to follow Shane around campus like an overprotective guard dog.

    meanwhile Ilya Rozanov was fully prepared for a spoiled, haughty omega.

    But Shane was earnest, stole his clothes, cried over his gunshot wound, and called him mine in front of his father.

    Now Ilya’s a little obsessed.

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    08 Jul 2026