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What is love if not an all-consuming addiction?
After 11 years in Azkaban prison, Draco Malfoy unexpectedly finds himself a free man at last. What does he decide to do with this freedom? Develop a soul-crushing obsession with Hermione Granger-Weasley, of course.
Upon reentering the world, determined to lock himself away for the rest of his days, he is forced immediately into joining a long-standing ritual of Friday night drinks. He sees that the life he imagined for Hermione is not at all the one she is living, she seems to be miserable - exhausted, overworked, and trapped in a loveless marriage.
For Draco, this simply will not do. He will use any means necessary to have her for his own, including but not limited to: stalking, lying, shapeshifting, gaslighting, violence, and murder.
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27 Sep 2026
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Heart-Shaped Box
madameindemnity
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What is love if not an all-consuming addiction?After 11 years in Azkaban prison, Draco Malfoy unexpectedly finds himself a free man at last. What does he decide to do with this freedom? Develop a soul-crushing obsession with Hermione Granger-Weasley, of course.
Upon reentering the world, determined to lock himself away for the rest of his days, he is forced immediately into joining a long-standing ritual of Friday night drinks. He sees that the life he imagined for Hermione is not at all the one she is living, she seems to be miserable - exhausted, overworked, and trapped in a loveless marriage.
For Draco, this simply will not do. He will use any means necessary to have her for his own, including but not limited to: stalking, lying, shapeshifting, gaslighting, violence, and murder.
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Ron Weasley thought suggesting an open relationship was a mature solution. What he did not think through was the possibility of waking up the next morning to find a shirtless blond man in his kitchen, barefoot, unbothered, and drinking coffee from his favourite "Best Boyfriend Ever" mug.
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24 Sep 2026
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Best Boyfriend Ever
jinjii16
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Ron Weasley thought suggesting an open relationship was a mature solution. What he did not think through was the possibility of waking up the next morning to find a shirtless blond man in his kitchen, barefoot, unbothered, and drinking coffee from his favourite "Best Boyfriend Ever" mug. -
His Wife, His Marriage Life, And Her Cat. by Schmetterling_99
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2026
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COMPLETE
Hermione Granger signed the papers for protection, expecting a cold marriage of convenience. Instead, she got a high-tech penthouse, a husband who reads instruction manuals to fix her Wi-Fi, and earth-shattering intimacy.
Draco isn't just "tolerating" her. He’s been in love with her since fourth year. His strategy is simple: Trap her with domestic bliss, bribe her with rare books, and worship her body until she realizes she never wants to leave.
She thinks it's a logical arrangement. He knows it's a courtship. And Crookshanks? He’s already chosen a side.*28/12/25- this is the alternative version of my original Marriage Law, but I make it post war, Voldemort is death and draco lives in a muggle world.*
**4/6/26** I reveal the work again because I don’t want others to share my work without my consent.
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23 Sep 2026
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His Wife, His Marriage Life, And Her Cat.
Schmetterling_99
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COMPLETEHermione Granger signed the papers for protection, expecting a cold marriage of convenience. Instead, she got a high-tech penthouse, a husband who reads instruction manuals to fix her Wi-Fi, and earth-shattering intimacy.
Draco isn't just "tolerating" her. He’s been in love with her since fourth year. His strategy is simple: Trap her with domestic bliss, bribe her with rare books, and worship her body until she realizes she never wants to leave.
She thinks it's a logical arrangement. He knows it's a courtship. And Crookshanks? He’s already chosen a side. -
An Auror’s Guide to Horizontal Duelling by Theodora__Nyx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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This is a smutty one-shot epilogue for Cave, [Redacted]. Reading that story first is not required, but you might like it ;)
What happens to Unspeakable Hermione and Reluctant Midwife Draco Malfoy after delivering her baby in a cave on a work trip?
Duelling. Lots of Horizontal Duelling.
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- Part 2 of Cave, [Redacted] and Epilogue
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20 Sep 2026
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An Auror’s Guide to Horizontal Duelling
Theodora__Nyx
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This is a smutty one-shot epilogue for Cave, [Redacted]. Reading that story first is not required, but you might like it ;)What happens to Unspeakable Hermione and Reluctant Midwife Draco Malfoy after delivering her baby in a cave on a work trip?
Duelling. Lots of Horizontal Duelling.
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A self-indulgent romp where Draco delivers the baby of his pregnant coworker in a cave.
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In which Hermione Granger is strong enough, intelligent enough, and brave enough to birth a child on her own, but it doesn’t mean she has to.
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With the help of a few…friends…our favourite grumpy Slytherin is forced to endure the rather intolerable experience of joy.
Happy ending in all iterations of all universes for these particular two, because we deserve it!
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- Part 1 of Cave, [Redacted] and Epilogue
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20 Sep 2026
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Cave, [Redacted]
Theodora__Nyx
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A self-indulgent romp where Draco delivers the baby of his pregnant coworker in a cave.– or –
In which Hermione Granger is strong enough, intelligent enough, and brave enough to birth a child on her own, but it doesn’t mean she has to.
– or –
With the help of a few…friends…our favourite grumpy Slytherin is forced to endure the rather intolerable experience of joy.
Happy ending in all iterations of all universes for these particular two, because we deserve it!