FruutyLoopie

I may be stupid



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    When D-16 haphazardly applies for candidacy to become a Prime High Guard at the encouragement of his best friend Orion Pax, his comfortable life is turned upside down in a matter of cycles, and he wonders if the value of being in love is comparable to achieving a dream.

    Spoiler alert, he learns it's not.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Holy shit that one last update was HOT
    I'm obsessed with this story and with how deranged they are for each other
    10/10

    Edit 22/ag/26: Re-read ING again. I need this marvelous sequence of words liquified and injected into my veins

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    Megatron and Optimus get stranded together in handcuffs. It's shaping up to be a fantastic day.

    They are totally going to kill eachother.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    The Prime Basilica survives the war mostly intact, to Optimus's bewilderment and dismay. Even worse, the Autobots are insisting it belongs to him.

    My tfBigBang2022 submission! Thank you to @Arienhope for the wonderful companion artwork! Find them on tumblr

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “You’re so pretty!” Optimus repeated, and then he furrowed his brows. He seemed to think about something very, very seriously. Then, hesitating, he asked: ”I - who are you?”

    Megatron stared at him for a klik, but Optimus’ brow remained furrowed, and there was no recognition in his voice.

    Megatron did the only thing he could think of. He slammed the “Request nurse” button and barked, “I need Ratchet! Now!”
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    Or: That video where someone discovers they're married post-surgery and compliments their spouse a lot... featuring Megatron and Optimus.

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    22 May 2026

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    “You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”

    “Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–

    “Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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    or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"

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    29 Apr 2026