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    Harry has been hiding something ever since the end of his 5th year. What that something turns out to be is going to rock the wizarding world and a few select members of the Order to their knees. You didn't think the Death Eaters were the only marked supporters of Voldemort, did you? SLASH, MPREG, mild character bashing, Sirius alive.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Lord Voldemort was dead. Killed by a mere toddler.

    At least, that’s what the prophet had emblazoned across its front page on November 1st, 1981.

    Barty Crouch Jr knew better. And he was going to be rewarded greatly when he found his master, and delivered little Harry Potter's head on a plate.

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    "Wishing, not for the first time, that Barty had stolen him at four and not fourteen." - A 'What If' AU for Corruption is Creation. Instead of leaving Harry at Privet Drive, Barty simply takes what is his....

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    18 Aug 2026

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    Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Harry Potter is supposed to be Voldemort's personal meditation tool for Dark Lords Suffering From Being Surrounded By Idiots, but when sudden changes in his sullen mental state come to Voldemort's attention, his plans are shoved aside and he is left reeling from sudden revelations about his nemesis.

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    Harry would like to remember who he is, where he is, and who he is with. As he recalls more and more of his past, he realizes that he might just be safer than he's ever been and that it's kind of weird that he has yet to remember anything about the man who claims to be his enemy (and is doing a horrible job at it).

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Harry Potter was never meant to follow the Ministry's rules. When a cruel new law forces Alphas over twenty-five to marry and reproduce, Harry makes a dangerous, irreversible decision - transforming himself into an Omega so he can stay with the one man he truly loves: Severus Snape.

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    17 Jul 2026