GeneralOfTheUndead
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kara and alex need a third party opinion on an ongoing argument - that third party just so happens to be a phone sex operator that kara can't seem to stop herself from calling over and over again to talk about anything and everything (everything but what she's actually supposed to call for)
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01 Sep 2026
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“It’s a lot easier for me to keep my grip on you when I can actually feel your body.”
The phrase feel your body said in Kara’s voice rattles around in Lena’s head like a pinball machine, but she manages to shrug her sweater off and throw it somewhere behind them before she can second-guess herself. Kara is looking comfortable in a loose white t-shirt, and when she takes Lena by the waist and puts Lena’s hand on her shoulder the texture of it is light and soft.
“Let’s start from square one,” Kara says, so kindly that her next words take a few seconds to register in Lena’s brain. She tightens her grip on Lena’s waist, and says with full confidence:
“Dancing is a lot like sex.”
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Against her better judgement Lena agrees to compete on Dancing with the Stars for the PR boost. When her chemistry with her partner Kara gets misconstrued by the press, there’s obviously only one solution.
AKA, a Dancing with the Stars/Fake Dating AU.
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30 Aug 2026
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Carmilla is being catfished. But at least it's not her identity being stolen.
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29 Aug 2026
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The media had always assumed they were dating anyway. What big difference was it if they had to pretend to be engaged for a couple months?
a.k.a. The Second-Hand Famous Fake Engagement AU no one asked for.
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- Part 1 of This Side of Paradise
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29 Aug 2026
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Carmilla stumbles across an adorably sad girl in the ice cream aisle and can't seem to leave her once she's found her.
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An AU where Carmilla and Laura bond over their tragic backstories after meeting in a grocery store and Carmilla proceeds to ignore that she's fallen in love for 10,000 words.
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24 Aug 2026