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  1. Rec 63

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    5 times Eddie was tormented by the PTA moms and 1 time he does something about it

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    01 Sep 2026

  2. Rec 78

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    evandookies
    5/30/2025 2:17:11 PM
    Barnes and Noble
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Left Chris to roam in the manga section to run to the bathroom. That Barnes and Noble effect is REAL and targeting ME. Homophobic for real. And then I got lost in the gay section on the way and it just reminded me that I’m stupid and gay and in love with Eddie. FUck my stupid bisexual life. Wish I could kms but need to buy Christopher Demon Slayer… sigh.

    It makes sense. It makes so much sense now that he thinks about it. Buck would be into an app where he tracks bodily functions and gets weekly statistics out of it. Eddie’s starting to get hot flashes. Oh God, he’s reading Buck’s diary. And he can’t stop. He really, really shouldn’t keep looking. Except, he’s not entirely sure why reading about Buck thinking he’s hot is making him feel a little… Excited? Flustered? Not very friend-like, for sure. So he has to keep reading. For research.

     

    Or, Eddie's sister makes him download the app Poop Map.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    this is so unhinged omg i laughed so hard reading it

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    29 Aug 2026