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    It's the summer of Junior year and the sun is hot. But the tension between the captains of the male and female soccer teams is even hotter. Sick and tired of the rudeness of the men's team, Beth challenges them to a classic game of Boys vs Girls to put them in their place. Of course she gets way more than she bargained for.

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    Two idiots being idiotic.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    A law school AU. What happens when two wildly different, yet also weirdly similar, insanely competitive people are forced to sit next to each other every day in law school? It's going to be a long three years.

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    08 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    scrumptious

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    “Why does everyone keep looking at me like that?”

    Robby’s mouth turns up at one corner, as if something about the question amuses him. “Probably because you’ve been walking around the floor all morning smelling like me.”

    While out thrift shopping, Whitaker makes a purchase that shakes up the entire emergency department.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Andrew spends most of his childhood thinking he is a psychopath. He is not. Andrew is, and always will be, just Andrew.

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    24 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so cute

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    “Have you considered the possibility that Neil has chosen you, but believes you have not chosen him?” Renee says. "Have you ever explicitly told him what you want?”

    “Neil knows what I want,” Andrew snaps. This is not Andrew’s fault.

    “How do you know?”

    Because Neil always knows. He is as fluent in Andrew’s micro-expressions as he is in German and French. He knows which head tilts mean “go on” and which ones mean “shut up.” Without ever asking, he learned what it meant to see Andrew wearing double layers of long sleeves, or taking multiple showers in a day, and learned to hand Andrew the car keys.

    That has always been the most terrifying thing about Neil — his patience to wait, watch, listen, learn. The prospect that if Neil were given enough time, there would be no part of Andrew that was just Andrew’s anymore.

    “He has to know,” Andrew says.

    “Does he?” Renee says. “Have you ever known Neil to assume that he is wanted?”

    Five times Neil tells someone that he and Andrew aren’t dating, and one time Andrew uses his words to set the record straight.

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    15 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    im grinning like a madman and rubbing my hands together like a fly with a scheme