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    In which Ford's attempt to survive entirely on caffeine and paranoia suffers some pitfalls, and things happen differently in 1982.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.

    The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”

    Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”

    “Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”

    “Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”

    The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”

    Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.

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    15 Sep 2026

  3. Rec 65

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    Eridians don't have a word for [goodbye]. They also don't have a word for [burial]. They only have the final sleep, and the forever after, and mourning songs that ring within deathless shells.

    Or: If you sing with your crewmates' bones, they will sing back.

    And if you give your Human companion detailed instructions on how to ritually disembowel your body after death, it might have some follow-up questions.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    A comic re-posted from my Tumblr

    There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.

    So, he doesn't

    Good luck to Grace and Rocky

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Dr. Evelyn McMullen, geochemist and director of a mass spectrometry lab, really did not expect to get a request to run space blobs in a whole bunch of her instruments. She also didn’t expect the leading expert on Astrophage to want to run them himself. Or the director of the entire project to hijack her lab, since mass specs are expensive as hell and take up too much space.

    Or, author is getting a PhD in geochemistry and wanted to project their mass spectrometry knowledge onto a poor geochemist that got strattnapped into the project.

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    31 Aug 2026

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