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    “Are you Stark’s new favorite?” But she self-corrects before Peter can respond. “No, he doesn’t usually play favorites—are you Stark’s first ever favorite?”

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Peter blinks for several silent, panting seconds, then finally closes his mouth. He seems upset.
    “You don’t want to have sex with me?”
    “I don’t pay for sex. And no offense, but you’re like twelve.”
    “I’m eighteen.”
    “Whatever.”
    Tony didn’t actually forget his age, but that’s how this arrangement will work best.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Peter has a new boyfriend. Tony starts drinking again, for unrelated reasons.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    “That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
    “It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
    “Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
    “Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
    Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
    “But?”
    “Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
    “A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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    Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?

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    11 Aug 2026

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    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

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