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“No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”
Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”
Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.
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- Part 1 of Season 7
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My Disordered Road Always Led Straight Back into You by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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Their favorite habit since making a home together has been smoking weed in the sunroom at twilight. Marty hates how many cigarettes Rust smokes, even after cutting back. The taste is always sour on his tongue when they kiss. But he’s been respectful of the fact that tobacco and nicotine are nowhere near as bad as the alcohol and the harder shit Crash was into. Besides, the number of cigs diminished compared to what he could put away in the front seat in ’95. Marty doesn’t keep alcohol in the house anymore, thinks both of their livers are penning them thank you letters for being spared cirrhosis. Rust was lucky to dry out in a coma and is doing his damnedest to stay off that particular wagon, so the smoke takes some of the edge off.
Marty spirals upwards
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We Have a Great Wanting in Common by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2024
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Audrey doesn’t know how she ended up here—face throbbing, upper body bent over the steering wheel of her beat-up Honda in the driveway of her estranged father’s tiny rancher. She throws the burner phone back into her messy pile of clothes, heart is still pounding. The sweat covering her hands is now smeared all over the steering wheel and mixed with dried blood from her previously weeping wound. The inside of the car smells like copper and black ice air freshener.
Audrey breaks the flat circle.
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EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IS SUGGESTIVE BUT UNSURPRISING
Greendale Gossip and Technology Daily
Grogu Michelle, Journalism Major, Gay Law MinorAnother day at Greendale, another campus-wide email leak. In a failed but adorable effort to get ahead of our brave, dedicated student journalists, Dean Pelton held a press conference for the first time in over a week to address the content of his emails. To no one’s surprise, he had a frowning Professor Winger shoulder-to-top-of-head with him at the podium. The pair of them standing erect at the podium had everyone in the crowd imagining them together somewhere less vertical.
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- Part 2 of Season 7
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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Long before you came Love was never the subject by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandom True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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The first time he thought of Griffith like that, they were at the lookout, and he’d been holding onto Griffith’s back the whole ride there.
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13 Sep 2026
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Here's how the Band of the Hawk can still win, or the Band of the Hawk discovers one of their number is more than they seem and the flow of causality begins to move in a new direction.
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13 Sep 2026
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After Guts leaves Griffith defeated and kneeling in the snow, Griffith realizes he can't just stay behind. He catches up to Guts, and they discuss dreams.
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08 Sep 2026
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Chris is kidnapped and shot full of a drug that makes him real loose-lipped, Leon comes to his rescue. Things only get better from there.
Oh, he has an idea. It's a bad one, he knows this, but he can't stop himself from saying, “what if I gave you road head? I'm great at giving road head.” Oh, that's not great that he said that. He'd rather have given away state secrets than brag to Leon fucking Kennedy about his road head skills. Fuck. Maybe he should just gag himself.
Leon sputters something incoherent and Chris opens his eyes just in time to see his knuckles go white as he grips the steering wheel tightly. “Stop talking, Chris!”
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07 Sep 2026
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I do (I do, I do, I do, I do) by SunnywithStarlight
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
10 Aug 2026
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Sherry is getting married and Leon could not be prouder. Seeing her dreams come true finally puts to rest all the doubts he's ever had about his life after Raccoon City.
But when Chris confesses his own dreams of getting married days before the wedding, Leon is caught flat-footed. Unable to see a way forward where the two of them could ever have a wedding of their own, Leon falls back on old habits and isolates himself. Fortunately, Chris never stops chasing what he wants.
[Prompt Fill for Chreon Bingo 2026: Mirror Sex]
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Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
31 Aug 2026