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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya
Rose: ???
Shane: Trust me
Shane: Just get it
Rose: Why?
Shane: You are probably cursed.
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Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
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- Part 1 of Ilya "Twitter Menace" Rozanov
- Part 1 of Nastya the Etsy Witch
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Bookmarked by Happyface943
14 Sep 2026
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In late October, Ilya picks up some kind of freakish Canadian flu that dogs him into November.
It is the weirdest shit. He has to duck out of practice because his nose starts bleeding twice in one week and he wakes up in a hotel in Columbus with another one that leaves stains on the pillow. On the flight back to Ottawa, Hazy drops into the seat next to Ilya midflight and asks, "This isn't, like, a cocaine thing, right?"
Ilya laughs so hard it's probably a little rude.
They have a plan. Ilya's body has a different plan.
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- Part 1 of Malysh
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Bookmarked by Happyface943
07 Sep 2026
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“Rozanov, back up.”
“Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”
Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”
“Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”
@downbadinottawa
There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.@montrealdefender
we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.
Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.
Translated into Chinese
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- Part 3 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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Bookmarked by Happyface943
02 Sep 2026
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Cliff slowly eases the phone out of Ilya's sleeping hand. He answers, putting the call on loudspeaker.
'Rozanov. Thank fuck. I know you probably don't want to hear from me. But I was just fucking mugged. I don't know where the fuck I am. And my phone is going to die. Can you-'
'Is that Shane fucking Hollander?!' Brad yells.
There's a long pause before Shane speaks again. 'I'm in fucking hell.'***
With Ilya indisposed, the Raiders rescue Shane from a terrible night in Boston.Series
- Part 1 of Allies Or Enemies
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Bookmarked by Happyface943
02 Sep 2026
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Some can't stand homophobia.
Some can't stand the Voyageurs.
And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.
So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.
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- Part 2 of Be Gay, Get Even
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Bookmarked by Happyface943
25 Aug 2026