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Kyle had always had Eric Cartman’s best interests at heart, even if his methods were a bit unorthodox.
Sometimes sabotage is a love language all its own.
TLDR: Cartman starts losing weight, Kyle cannot allow it because people might actually like Cartman now
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24 Sep 2026
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7 minutes in heaven was a stupid game.
Especially when they lead to a dumbass enemies-with-benefits situations with the guy you hate most.
But Kyle wasn’t going to let it get out of hand.
Probably.
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24 Sep 2026
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Their new arrangement made Kyle’s body sway back and forth even more, as he winded up every punch. “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I hate you—” then, he stopped abruptly. His fist hung mid air, as he looked down at Cartman with a new, unreadable expression. His freckles hid under a blush that was now starting to form on his face. The room went quiet and then…
“Cartman, are you… Are you hard?”
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Or Eric Cartman's not-so-small problem, that Kyle unfortunately has to deal with.
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24 Sep 2026
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New Years Eve: Kyle and Cartman find themselves at the same house party: drunk, hostile, and restless like always. Bored and unsupervised, they stumble across a dusty old book tucked behind someone's parents' wine rack. Half-drunk and egging each other on, they read a spell aloud just to mock it.
Weeks later, Kyle starts experiencing strange symptoms. He's tired, nauseous, emotionally erratic. When the truth comes out, it's worse than he imagined. He's seventeen, he hooked up with his arch nemesis, and now, he's somehow pregnant with his spawn.
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24 Sep 2026
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The Harvest of Qingjing's Ashes by Ranfiru
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2026
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Luo Binghe is the absolute ruler of the Three Realms, whose overwhelmingly powerful demonic blood has proven to be a sterile poison, dooming his empire to die along with him. In a desperate search for salvation, he wrests a blessing from a fallen Goddess of Fertility. The magic points to the only womb capable of bearing his seed—but on one condition: complete, voluntary forgiveness and genuine love from the chosen one.
The Emperor is ready to throw the entire world at the feet of his future bride, until the red thread of fate leads him straight to the dungeons of the Water Prison—right to the mutilated Shen Jiu. Having hidden her female nature from the world for years, she now glares at her tormentor with crystal-clear hatred.
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06 Aug 2026