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As he stands in the foyer of his apartment, with a three year old child resting in his arms, staring at the ground, he wonders what the hell did he just do?
A part of Techno, when he impulsively started the adoption process late one night, didn’t even think he was going to pass. There was a lot he would need to do, a lot of qualifications people would need to check, and surely something in there wouldn’t be good, right? Surely whatever inside him persuaded him to complete the online application and send it in would be squashed when he didn’t pass, right?
Wrong. Well- at least the second part is wrong, because he passed. With flying colors. Apparently his apartment just needed to be child-proofed, with outlet covers and whatnot; and despite being a Minecraft Youtuber, his financial situation is steady; and he’s never even gotten a speeding ticket, so his legal records are all spotless.
And now he has a kid.
… Someone at the California Adoption Agency is going to get fired for this.
Or: Techno adopts an orphan because of a joke tweet, and it ends up being the best decision of his life
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- Part 90 of Dreamnoblade One Shots
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Bookmarked by Highlander_0808
22 Sep 2026
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And the thought, which might’ve scared him long ago, only causes a grin to grow on his face, and a warm feeling to settle in his chestーthe feeling that he can now identify as belonging, and gods, it felt like satisfaction, like perfection, like home, and Techno decides right then and there, that he is never letting it go
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Dream’s not stupid enough to think that Techno’s gone twenty two years without smiling once, but it still bothered the blond to no end. Dream loves smiling, loves making people smile even more, hell, it’s even his brand! He even got a tattoo of his signature smiley face, one that he knows for a fact multiple fans have copied onto their own bodies. And quite frankly, he finds it a bit offensive that in the five months that Techno’s been his bodyguard, the man hasn’t smiled once.
He supposes it’s kind of the pinkette’s job to be intimidating enough to scare the people around Dream, at least enough to deter them from fulfilling any malicious plans they may have had, but it’s still annoying. Even when they’re alone, inside locked dressing rooms and in impenetrable elevators, the man still doesn’t let his guard down!
So, he's going to change that, if it's the last thing he does.
Or: Techno is Dream's bodyguard and the blond will stop at nothing to get him to smile
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- Part 86 of Dreamnoblade One Shots
Bookmarked by Highlander_0808
20 Sep 2026
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… And he was also glad that whoever Schlatt got this property from had stocked up on… stuff.
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Quackity plucks his own feathers for Karl and Sapnap as an expression of love. He doesn’t realize that they don’t see it that way.
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Tommy's life changes when a stranger accidentally texts him. What starts as a joke quickly becomes four weeks of late-night conversations, secrets, and an unexpected crush on the ridiculously attractive boy behind the name Purpled. But when they finally meet at the pier, Tommy learns that some mistakes have surprisingly good consequences.
Bookmarked by Highlander_0808
03 Sep 2026
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Purpled didn't answer, but the way he looked back at the retreating figure of Tommy suggested that his brain was, indeed, well and truly melted.
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Pac and Cellbit are friends with benefits - but Pac falls for Cellbit’s new housemate, Fit.

