Hirita



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    "Is it gonna be hard for you?" Gojou kicked one heel up on the edge of the table and started rocking it a little, swaying Yuuji's cola dangerously from side to side, "Y'know, going two months without getting any?" He was dressed more casually today than Yuuji had ever seen him before, in pricey-looking black athleisure that looked baggy even on his long limbs. Yuuji hadn't been sure if Gojou-sensei was going to stay with him to watch all these movies, but apparently the strongest sorcerer in jujutsu society didn't have anything better to do this afternoon than talk incessantly over John Wick.

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    The thing about being in your thirties is that you're painfully aware of how ridiculous you look. Itadori Yuuji has other things to worry about—like his daughter, for instance. Though his students ask him the weirdest things!

    "Are you sure you're not married, Sensei?"

    Yuuji blinks. "...no?"

    Somewhere behind him, Gojo Satoru perks up.

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    Or: Yuuji, born two decades earlier, returns back to Japan, accidentally adopts the entire jujutsu scene, and becomes the unwitting target of one (1) special-grade sorcerer's affections.

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    Satoru was lying flat across a metal examination table that was absolutely not meant for living bodies.

    “Shoko,” Satoru groaned. "I have been struck down. I'm a victim of multiple unprecedented flirting attacks.”

    “You’re a victim of your own repressed mid-life crisis,” Shoko corrected. “If you’re going to complain about your teenage student accidentally seducing you, at least help me hold this rib cage open.”

    “It wasn’t just seduction!” Satoru whined. “He sat there, Shoko. His lips were… I don’t even know how to describe it. Shiny. Red. Like a piece of glazed fruit. And then he looked at me—right at me—and said he likes looking good for me because I’m perfect. Who allowed him to be so endearing? It's illegal.”

    Satoru is the strongest sorcerer alive. He has faced down special-grade curses and spent years being the most insufferably untouchable man in the world.

    So why is he losing a fight against a boy who thinks calling him handsome is basic human decency?

    It’s the fact that Yūji might not be flirting at all.

    And Satoru, for all his limitless power, has never been good at handling things he can’t win.

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    I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”

    “What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.

    “This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.

    He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”

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    21 Oct 2026