Hoffmannism
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Niko friert nicht. Wirklich nicht.
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'cause i'm a screamer, baby, make me a mute by Hoffmannism
Fandoms: The Blacklist (US TV), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
12 Apr 2021
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"Uh-huh", Turk says absentmindedly and looks around the empty hotel suite, but Reddington is already gone. Fuck.
"Jesus", Virgil breathes, "there really is no blood left in your brain."
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Or: the one where Turk has the hots for Reddington who turns out to have a dirty mouth
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Out of reflex Reddington wet his lips. This felt strange – it wasn’t that Red hasn’t done an autopsy before; he knew what to do. Not as good as Mr. Kaplan or an actual M.E., but he knew his way around. But Ressler’s body was still a little warm and looked like it could open its cold, dead eyes any moment, and Red almost felt like this whole setting was far too intimate for the two of them.
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tumblr ficlets / requests / writing exercises by Hoffmannism
Fandom The Blacklist (US TV)
24 May 2020
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As the title says; drabbles, snippets, ficlets I wrote mainly for practice reasons, most possibly instead of sleeping; originally posted on tumblr (@bi-ressler).
They‘re all stand-alones.
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A tale as old as time, a fairytale marriage, and an unwitting villain. Deals struck with little consideration of future consequences. Things are not always as they seem, though, and Wrio doesn’t know how much longer he can keep up the facade, lost in Lyney’s rolls, with a burger pushed between his lips.
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19 Sep 2026
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In a few short months as Rosa’s assistant, James had gone from his lithe, fit build to an ever softening pot belly that swelled out further after every weekly lunch ‘meeting’ with the CEO. James took pride in his appearance, and he was beautiful anyways, but the way his gut stuck out in front of him was a source of embarrassment he could not hide, while Mason delighted in it greatly. He hid it well in bed so far, but the moment would come for him to be truthful.
James gets a promotion to his CEO's PA. Mason is delighted by the effects this has on his husband's trim body and decides to have some fun.
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08 Sep 2026
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Kinktober day 20: Olly, Dave & Phil
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- Part 20 of Anarchic Kinktober 2025
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28 Aug 2026
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mesmerised by double lines by wayfaringstranger154 for WishingOnWhishaw
Fandoms: League of Gentlemen (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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He knows what making it up to her looks like — twice, at a minimum.
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08 Aug 2026
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fade into you by wayfaringstranger154 for Carmilla
Fandoms: The League of Gentlemen RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF
13 Feb 2026
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03 Aug 2026