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    It starts—like most things in his life, apparently—with Rose Landry. More specifically, it starts with Rose Landry drunkenly informing him that Shane was actually, really, really good in bed (for a gay ex-boyfriend, that is).

    This is information Ilya did not expect to receive from her of all people. Unfortunately, now he can't stop thinking about it.

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    Or, Five Times Ilya Rozanov Thinks About Getting Railed and One Time Shane Put Him Through a Mattress

    IT'S BOTTOM ILYA, FOLKS.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    Shane believes that he and Ilya have an agreement that they have an open relationship. Shane watches as Ilya seemingly flaunts his many sexual partners in front of him while trying not to die inside. Ilya, believing he's in a very committed and monogamous relationship, is entirely unaware of this.

    Featuring an incredibly insecure Shane, and an incredibly oblivious Ilya.

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    14 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    He physically heard Shane turn around and it made him wince. “You want to watch your sex tape with me?”

    Ilya mumbled something vaguely affirmative, sitting a clear bag of cucumbers on the counter aimlessly.

    “Ilya.” Shane snapped, voice low and serious. It was scary to hear on the ice at one point, but now it just made Ilya’s stomach drop in a way that was distinctly not fear.

    Or: An old sex tape of Ilya’s gets leaked. A watch party is in order, and Mr. Hollander is quite the critic.

    Sub Top Ilya Week day 1: sex tapes/humiliation

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    18 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    Ilya honestly doesn't remember much for the next few weeks. He remembers waking up, occasionally, his body and their bed empty. The sun high and Shane's side of the bed cold. He remembers watching the sheets change color under the moving sun. He remembers not really caring. He remembers apple slices, left on his bedside table with sweet notes he cannot recall. He remembers nibbling on one and feeling the honeyed tang of it spill over his dry mouth. 

    Ilya remembers Shane's arms around his waist and his chest pressed against his back. He remembers Shane whispering “I love you” like it means ‘I miss you.’

    Ilya misses him too.

    (Or, After a depressive episode, Ilya has to change his meds, his new ones give him sexual dysfunction. Everyone (mostly Ilya) has some Feelings about this. Shane comes up with a creative solution to make Ilya feel better.)

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    17 Jul 2026