I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
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tear the skin right off our bones by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
07 Sep 2026
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This time, when Bella Swan jumps off a cliff, Jacob Black is just a little too late. And when Victoria gets to her, she doesn't want her dead. She wants something far worse.
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mi cara de guerra by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
13 Aug 2026
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María finds a girl in the Texas desert. (Character study of María, and Jessamine Hale, at the height of the newborn vampire wars.)
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boy with the pink carnation by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
10 Aug 2026
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Jacob Black has co-owned Flora Borealis for five years when Bella Swan opens her tattoo parlor next door.
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as the ring on my cold finger by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
02 Jun 2025
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"Bells?" Charlie whispers. "Dad," she whispers back, and clings to his arm so tight he must be able to feel her shaking. "Dad, I think I changed my mind."
(Halfway down the aisle at her wedding, Bella Swan stops. She thinks. And then she runs.) -
cold and tired years by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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Padme Amidala dies. And then she wakes up. [A time travel fix-it AU; ROTS Padme is sent back to AOTC.]
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we are not unspectacular things by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
10 May 2025
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A collection of rewritten scenes from The Sun and The Star, for moments where characterization, themes, or plots just didn't quite hit to my personal taste. In progress, because this book still has its hooks in me.
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i will never find home on the mountain by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Apr 2025
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A three-part reflection on recovery, agency, and most of all, making the choice to live your own life. Nesta Archeron walks down ten thousand steps, and then keeps walking.
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temple thou hast none by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
19 Oct 2022
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A collection of my Nico di Angelo fics; loosely centered on House of Hades, and processing his experiences there. Canon...adjacent?
Title from John Keats' "Ode to Psyche"- Words:
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“Don’t you dare tell me I don't know my own son’s face.” Familiar rage seethes at the base of his lungs. “Don’t you dare. Don’t you ever. I knew it against all reason. I knew it when it was impossible for it to be in front of me. I knew it faked and warped and desecrated and delusional and spitting mad. I knew it when it killed me to know it, to believe it to be true—”
“Describe it,” Dick challenges.
“I knew his face three years dead beneath a domino. I knew it as he carved a chunk of flesh from his own scalp and cursed my name…” His fingertips drift to a spot two inches behind his ear. Is that uneven texture the sign of a years-old scar, or just a tangle of hair?
(Or: Jason and Bruce get bodyswapped. It takes two full days for anyone to point it out to them.)
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Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
09 Sep 2026
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killing myself in a bathtub abt this one. (metaphorically, of course)
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ghost house by nichromefire
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
31 May 2025
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one by one, the robins make peace with jason. it involves exactly as much bloodshed, rooftop karaoke, and alternate universe fuckery as you’d expect.
(it’s a comedy! you know, like titus andronicus!)
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Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
09 Sep 2026
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Jason Todd was loved best dead.
Dead he was a saint. A martyr. Nothing was more sacred in the Church of Batman than martyrdom.
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No one ever said that coming back from the dead was easy, not for the one who died and not for the people they left behind.
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- Part 1 of The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost
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- English
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Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
08 Sep 2026
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your melody and mine by slimby (drgnbrst)
Fandoms: Batgirls (DC Comics 2021), Superboy (Comics), Batgirl (2000), Young Justice (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
27 Apr 2023
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Cassandra and Conner haven't spoken since they broke up, years ago. They have a heart-to-heart where they get to know a bit more about each other, for real this time.
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
05 Sep 2026
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the science of the fiction of conviction of the henchmen by nashequilibrium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
04 Sep 2024
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Harley's broken up with the Joker (for good this time! She pinky-swears.) and freshly single; Ivy's been pining after her so long and hard that she could single-handedly reverse deforestation trends in the last decade.
They'd probably keep limping along like this, "just friends" forever and ever, if it weren't for the timely intervention of a couple of meddling kids. And the annual meltdown of Gotham City.
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
05 Sep 2026