ImpossibleHumanParadise



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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    It all starts with Seonghwa saying, “I wish I could get a puppy.”
    He’s saying it all soft and sad, making Hongjoong perk up immediately.
    “Why can’t you?”

    The one where MATZ are roommates, adopt a puppy, and keep getting mistaken for a couple.

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    01 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Hongjoong promised Seonghwa he would rest for their week-long break.
    He broke that promise.
    He also broke several other promises, apparently.
    Now he has an angry boyfriend, disappointed members, a mountain of work, and an increasingly serious problem involving vegetables.
    Maybe fixing a relationship isn't as simple as saying sorry.
    Or maybe it is.
    If you can survive the vegetables.

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    28 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Sam isn't lonely.

    But now that Ben and Adam are together, he wonders if maybe he should be.

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    25 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    “Mission Force Sam To Go To Dinner With Us By Just Sending Him A Time And Place has failed.”

    Wearing sunglasses at night is stupid as fuck, but Adam forgot his glasses again, so he’s currently wearing Ben’s and Ben wanted to look like a spy. That’s basically what they are doing: some Mission Impossible bullshit to convince Sam that they’d make a really cute throuple.

    “You need to come up with shorter mission names, buddy.” Adam scans the menu of the bar they’re at.

    OR: Sam Denby is horribly, terribly in love with Ben and Adam. There's only one problem: he's their boss. And Sam's not willing to forget that.

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    25 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Uh, Adam?” Ben’s voice is somewhere between amusement and concern. Adam immediately starts worrying.

    “Yeah? What is it?” he says, walking back to the living room. It’s clear from his face that the concern was only an afterthought, a smile replacing all feelings of worry.

    Ben turns to look at him, eyes bright. “Next Friday is Valentine’s Day.”

    ben and adam take sam on a date. sam may or may not know about this plan

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    24 Aug 2026