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    “-because I want to be honest. If I lost Wifies, I would-I would be pretty upset. I can't lie. So, I imagine you'd feel the same about Clown.”

    He watched blankly as Parrot paced across the crane. His mind buzzed like a static screen. Upset would be a great understatement.

    He loved Clown. What would he do without him?

    “I mean…where would I be without Clown?”

    Dead. Probably.

    How okay was Branzy with Clown dying? About as okay as he would be if he got blown up by 30,000 TNT.

    “Am I okay with it? Never.”

    Ever.

    Branzy met Parrot’s gaze and saw something he was familiar with. Painfully familiar with. Something he thought had long been left behind, but had only silently followed alongside him his entire life.

    “Do I understand your situation? I do.”

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    Alternatively, the events as told from Branzy's point of view.

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    21 Sep 2026

  2. Rec 58

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    The next one has him bent over a pile of baby blue Hydrangea flowers, blood dripping from his tongue, dying both the flowers and his teeth a dreadful shade of gruesome red. As his head spins and his vision dims, his mind flashes to his mother—she was beautiful, with hair as white as her perfect teeth and haunting red eyes. She was a dedicated gardener, and he remembers her calloused fingers and dainty smile as she brushed his hair back, flowers falling from the ivory locks.

    He wonders what she’d think of him now, with her beloved flowers in his lungs and her vines tangling through his trachea.

    ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

    OR, Branzy gets Hanahaki and Clown does something about it

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    11 Jul 2026

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    The one where twelve-year-old Jason and nine-year-old Tim are kidnapped by a serial killer and later escape, and Dick wants to adopt Jason, and Jason has already adopted Tim.

    And also Tim has already adopted Jason even harder than Jason has adopted him, and he will fight anyone who comes near. And Bruce wants to adopt them all but keeps getting stymied.

    This will be dark in places. Please mind the tags. Specific trigger warnings will be in the chapters.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    A DCU/MCU crossover saga that started with one question:
    "What if Janet Drake were a variant of Wanda Maximoff?"

    Before she died, Janet locked that terrifying birthright deep inside her infant son's soul and sealed it away so he would never be hunted. She wanted him to be normal.

    For years, it worked. Tim Drake grew up to be a baseline human, a hyper-logical, powerless teenage vigilante operating in the shadows of Gotham City. He didn't need magic and had no clue he was homo-magi.

    But when a cosmic Crisis seemingly claims Bruce's life, the profound trauma shatters Janet's seal. The ice cracks. Tim's dormant magic violently awakens, transforming him into a living danger to the very people he swore to protect.

    To save his own world from devastation, Tim must weaponize a power he fears and pay a horrifying price. Fused with volatile multiversal energies he can barely contain, Gotham’s ultimate tactician must leave everything he’s known behind to start down a path to evolve into someone… capable of holding up the sky.

    (Royal Road remastered version: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/800397/fictions.)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    The life of a temple slave is short, unpleasant, and generally ends in sacrifice.

    Tim is doing his best to just get on with life in a city ruled by primevil gods and their bat-shit crazy priests. All Tim wants to do is keep his head down, and avoid catching anyone's attention.

    It turns out Gods share a lot of traits with cats. The less you want attention, the more curious they get. Tim might want to fly under the radar, but Jason has other plans.

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    10 Dec 2025