InhumaneBaby
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Trials of the Cowboy Eggs and the Kitchen Revolution of 1995 by InhumaneBaby for DoYouMindIfISlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2025
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“Just be happy, Harry,” Harry muttered under his breath. “Sure. Switch your emotions on and off like a damn light switch. Easy. Fight a dragon, Harry. Duel Voldemort, Harry. Help me hide Cedric’s body, Harry. Sure, no problem. Should I just fill an IV full of cheering potion? I'd be happy then. No. Not worth the lecture.”
Tom grinned. “I'm happy,” he said. “See? I’m even helping.” He waved the cookbook.
“You’re holding the book,” Harry grouched as he fruitlessly willed the cabinet behind Tom to fly open and smack him in the face. It didn’t. “That’s not helping.”
“I might even hold the bowl for you if you ask nicely.” Tom fluttered his lashes.
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also known as the Tom and Harry make a cake fic, but man they really struggle to get there.
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Harry Potter does not want to save Tom Riddle. He does so regardless.
In which a nineteen year old Harry Potter is flung back in time, desperately tries to justify killing a fourteen year old Tom Riddle, and fails spectacularly.
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He’s serious. Dead serious.
Knives peers down at Vash, chin in hand. "He's mine," he says simply. "His first breaths were mine. Our hearts beat in time. And when you and all your kin are dust in the sand of this place, he will be mine still. Does that comfort you?"
"No," Roberto says. “No, it doesn’t. You think he’ll survive that?”
“I will make him survive it.”
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- Part 1 of KV
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Outside, the world burns. A thousand suns rise and set. People become visitors, and visitors become people.
Inside, a man sits, living the same handful of days over and over again. He wonders how many times he'll have to die before he stays that way.
Or,
The protagonist gets a second chance. And another, and another, and…
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29 Dec 2025
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Someone is leaving him gifts. Strange, odd, bloody offerings that take terrible forms.
Or, the courtship rituals of an eldritch horror.
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you are who you love by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2021
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Shen Qingqiu gets hit by an amnesia wife plot that selectively erases Luo Binghe from his memories. Luckily, the cure is simple: Luo Binghe just has to make him fall in love all over again.
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22 Dec 2025