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Soap freezes as he hears that infamous piece of fabric slip away.
“'Thought you slept in that thing,” he tries to quip, but the strain in his voice is obvious.
“Shut up, Soap,” Ghost grumbles, slipping into bed behind him, “move over.”
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Being the last ones to the safehouse means Soap and Ghost get last pick of the bedrooms, but thankfully they're more than used to being in close quarters with each other.
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26 Jul 2026
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Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.
Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.
After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.
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In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.
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Your Poor Servant Ever, or The Feels-Laden (Pre)Tragedy of Bisexual Hamlet, Queer Prince of Denmark by miniature_sophie for melthedestroyer
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare
14 Jul 2014
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After his father's wars and before his father's death there did exist a time and place when Prince Hamlet was happy.
[Amid a Hamlet discussion the question of "who was Hamlet fucking when?" was raised and I said "LET ME SHOW YOU MY HEADCANON. This is that. There's a lot of sex. What else are headcanons for?]
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what are we, really? by mikaminato
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
04 Jul 2025
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"So? How did Maggie find out, anyway?" Foggy asks, and the smile drops from Matt's face.
"Well..."
Foggy sucks in a sharp breath. "Oh, fuck. Oh no. No, no, no. Don't tell me—oh, for fuck's sake!"
"No, Foggy, she didn't walk in on anything!" Matt's quick to assure him, and yeah, thank God for that, because that would've been even more awkward and terrible than it already is. "She found condom wrappers. And possibly, the used ones in the trashcan," Matt mutters the last part under his breath, not that it does him much good, because Foggy still hears.
"That's it. I'm done." Foggy sounds like he's about to throw his phone across the room and Matt can hear him shifting, likely about to get off the bed and start pacing the length of his apartment.
(Or, Maggie thinks Matt has a girlfriend. Who happens to be his... casual sex Frank Castle. Somehow, she becomes the last push they both needed.)
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02 Jun 2026