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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    "Once she was done scrubbing, she pushed him into the pool to rinse it out. After he’d shaken his head underwater like a dog, she pulled him back and started applying another oil.

    “I don’t use that one,” he said, rather alarmed.

    “You’re using it now,” she said, stroking it through the curls.

    “I have a strict routine – “

    “You’re such a fucking brat,” she murmured, yanking on a piece of hair.

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    On the way back to Dol-Makjar, soaked with rain as they cross the Dvalmar Pass on foot, the Seekers find an unexpected bathing-house. Julien, still carrying injuries from an ambush on the road, takes a bath. Thaisha joins him, and washes his hair. There is hair-pulling. Julien likes it. Occtis gets involved. Vaelus stays out of all this mess.

    Or: the Seekers end up in a mysterious spa, and Thaisha uses Julien as a stress ball.

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    14 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Occtis Tachonis spends much of his un-life appearing proper and put together. Except sometimes he's not. Occasionally, he falls victim to circumstances that lead to stretches of skin being exposed that are far from his typical allowances.

    In those moments, Sir Julian Davinos finds he has a new, infuriating weakness.

    Otherwise known as: the four times Occtis Tachonis accidentally tempts Julian Davinos, and the one time he does it on purpose.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    From a Hobbitkink prompt:

    The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

    The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.

    (Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

     

    (Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

    ~**~

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    06 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Mirror reflections of life and loss and death.
    (A collection of various Julien/Occtis fics. Some are in the same continuity as each other, and some are standalone.)

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    28 Jul 2026

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    “You know what? Nevermind. It’s not worth it.” Occtis starts folding himself into bed, prompting Julien to sit up, aggravated by the principle of the thing.

    “Just ask me the fucking question.”

    “I don’t just want to ask one, I want to—gh—do you know how a conversation works?”

    “You want to get to know me?” Julien says with horror.

    — On the road to the Golden Orchard, after the second-worst week of their lives, Occtis and Julien play stupid games.

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    14 Jul 2026