IntWitch
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Using my free will to personally speak aloud the statement from Mag-165, for fun. Literally just the statement from (what might be my favorite episode), but I did it.
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Does It Really Count As Dying If You Get Better? by IntWitch
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
05 May 2026
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Darcy Graves didn’t really expect to die. She expected to eventually of course, but she never really expected for it to happen directly after the ritual, and she never really expected that her mentor would be the one to kill her either.
What she definitely never expected was the Drifter turning her. Thanks to some mix of pity, boredom, and a desire for amusement he saved her. If you counted being turned into a blood sucking undead as ‘saved’ anyway.
Joining the ranks of those she was trying to honor wasn’t exactly ideal, but there were surely worse fates than being turned into an immortal undead, and it beat bleeding out in an alleyway. Infernus promised to inflict some of them on her if she ever scared her by showing up and bleeding on Jezebel’s floor again.
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A Shaded Gem by IntWitch
Fandoms: RWBY, Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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When Ruby Rose stumbles through a portal between worlds she's left with a lot of questions. Who brought her here? How is she going to get home? Why does Shadow keep eating coffee beans? This world is a big place, and seemingly almost always in danger. Between looking for answers and helping save it she has a lot to do.
Or, two different characters with red and black color schemes, trauma, and super speed and the shenanigans that ensue.
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The Strange Case of Groundskeeper Jekyll and Penrose Hyde by IntWitch
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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Being a Groundskeeper is normally a boring job. Normally. Unfortunately, this is Tracen Academy, where normal was taken to a farm upstate a long, long time ago. So when he accidentally becomes Agnes Tachyon's test subject for a concoction that temporarily turns you into an Umamusume, it isn't very surprising. Although while she has the opportunity, she might as well see what racing actually feels like. It's not like she's going to get stuck as an Uma or anything.
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Tessa has always been a little weird. She keeps having odd dreams about being a human in a manor. And those murder drones her sister has a crush on seem strangely familiar. The more time she spends with them the more she misses J, whoever that is.
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Fuck EVERY Canon. by Argo_The_Rat, Cheese_Bandit21, CT_2864_Clone_1853034, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, FXCF, InternecionWitch (IntWitch), LuckyJester, Randomsumofagum, ResiRess, SaberTheMage, StitchLipsScrawlings, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandom Dark Souls (Video Games), Doom (Video Games), Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Fate/Grand Order, Highschool DxD (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, RWBY, Soul Eater (Anime & Manga), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 大神 | Okami (Video Games), 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime)
25 Apr 2026
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Our main Fic, Fuck Naruto Canon, as well as the extended universe that will be explained later in the main fic. Also potentially a bunch of other random fics that happen to follow the throughline of fucking up the canon events and storylines presented in whatever series we write about.
Disclaimer: We don't actually hate these series. Mostly.
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Sweaters and Solitude (or the lack thereof) by MajorVagabond
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Nov 2024
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Jon did not anticipate that the ‘catching up’ was going to lead to him waking up with a massive headache because of his hangover.
He rushed to work with a sweater on, dismissing the looks his assistants gave him.Tim, Sasha and Martin on the other hand, were surprised that their boss was late and had wore band merchandise of all things.
They all jumped onto the opportunity to search for the band.Bookmarked by IntWitch
10 Sep 2026
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How to raise your immortal kidnapped child by JonnyTheDoor
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
16 Apr 2026
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How can you survive a supernatural spider who lures you to its nest through a book?
By being found by a bunch of immortals who decide to make you one of them!
Bookmarked by IntWitch
09 Sep 2026
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This is the turning point, Michael supposes. Either the Archivist falls to panic, and Michael provides him an escape route— or Jon succumbs to the sweet song of vengeful bloodlust, and tears the Stranger’s impostor to shreds.
(The new Archivist isn't what Michael had expected.)
Bookmarked by IntWitch
09 Sep 2026
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fury like thunderbolts burns in my veins by Avonya
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Oct 2020
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There has only ever been one Archivist.
(Elias smiled, something curled and twisting, and laughed politely. “Unfortunately, Gertrude didn’t leave anything else behind. Well, if there isn’t anything I can help with, I will leave you to it.”
The hissing in Jon’s head screamed to go for the eyes. He nodded at Elias and prayed it go away.)
Bookmarked by IntWitch
08 Sep 2026
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Deeper than Skin; Blacker than Ink by RaisedByHeathens
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Aug 2023
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Jon has never been one for facing his problems head on, or processing through his emotions about them. Why would he have to when his best friend from childhood was a tattoo artist? Tattooed Jon? Tattooed Jon.
Or; Jon uses tattoos as a replacement for therapy and takes Martin to get his first.Bookmarked by IntWitch
08 Sep 2026