Jablooey



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,349
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    3,765
    Kudos:
    18,669
    Bookmarks:
    7,154
    Hits:
    303,971

    06 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

    ---

    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,214
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1,192
    Kudos:
    40,553
    Bookmarks:
    9,088
    Hits:
    498,089

    30 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

    OR

    After getting drunk at the 2015 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,592
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    396
    Kudos:
    14,827
    Bookmarks:
    2,964
    Hits:
    175,015

    11 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

    ----

    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,304
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    7,382
    Kudos:
    27,919
    Bookmarks:
    8,460
    Hits:
    446,832

    08 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane goes down on the ice, hard.

    Ilya spirals in the locker room.

    Yuna makes a phone call.

    Somehow, it ends well.

    ***
    He hears a sharp breath being sucked in and a cold, decidedly female voice states “Ilya Rozanov.”

    It feels like a bucket of ice-water has been dropped on his head, chilled tendrils crawling down his back.
    "Who-who is this?” he manages to get out.

    “Yuna Hollander,“ the woman, Yuna fucking Hollander, hisses, like an angry cat. “Shane Hollander’s mother!”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    3,110
    Bookmarks:
    374
    Hits:
    24,332

    30 Jul 2026