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An overworked, sleepy, bratty Agatha misses her wife, and Rio bears the brunt of it. Not that she minds.
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11 Sep 2026
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you don't need a revelation (you'll be fine with being lost) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
10 Aug 2026
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“Why were you hiding in the dumpster?”
“What?”
“Why were you in there?” Agatha gestures at the big green metal tub. The woman just… stands there. Sways back and forth slightly. “It’s kind of weird to hide in a dumpster in the middle of a rainstorm. How long were you even in there, anyway? I’ve been hiding out here a least an hour and I never saw you get in, or heard you. Either you’re a super-ninja or weigh, like, zero pounds, or you’ve been hiding in a dumpster for more than an hour which is a little weird, I won’t lie to you.”
The woman slow-blinks at her.
“I’ll be honest,” she says after a minute. “You’re throwing me off my game.”
or: agatha runs away from home and shacks up with a sweet, dorky, overly protective vampire. cue the sitcom theme.
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i’d give up my bakery (to have a piece of your pie) by denimangels
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Aug 2026
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Agatha stares. “How do you know my name?”
Smoking Hot points at her chest. At first, Agatha thinks that she’s referring to the embroidered patch on her shirt, which reads, “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowgirl.” Then Agatha realizes that she’s referring to the parallel spot on Agatha’s vest where her nametag sits.
or, supermarket cashier agatha gets a new regular
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"What's your name, Hon?"
"Ri-" She stops. If this is someone close enough to leave fliers in her friends bar regularly, it's someone who might know her name. It's not exactly common. "River."
"Bullshit." The voice on the other end sounds amused. Rio can hear the smile in it.
"Well Jolene isn't your real name either, is it?" Rio fires back.
"Baby, I'm doing sex work. I need the name to protect my identity, but you don't have to hide from me."
"I could say the same to you."
"With all due respect, I didn't call you up for phone-sex did I?"
Touché.
Rio is absolutely furious when her girlfriend tells her she's breaking things off, partially due to the fact she's too quiet in bed. Hoping to get comfortable with dirty talk, she takes her friend's advice to call up a sex hotline to practice on a stranger.
It takes her far too long to realise that the woman she's having casual phone-sex with is none other than her best friend of ten years.
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After being told she’s a selfish lover, renowned divorce attorney Agatha Harkness sets out to prove that’s not true. The issue? She can’t stop thinking about fucking her client.
Stuck in a loveless marriage to a man, Rio Vidal hires a lawyer to gain her freedom. The issue? Rio can’t stop thinking about fucking her attorney.
Both finding they could benefit from no-strings-attached sex, Agatha and Rio agree to use one another to improve their sexual inadequacies. The only hitch being, neither one wants to admit that it means more to them.
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agathario fwb benefits au