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Susan Bones' Guide To Destroying House Rivalries by Cherry_TheGenZ
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Apr 2026
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Once upon a time, there was a girl. Once upon a time, there was no girl. Once upon a time, there was a girl- again.
When Susan Bones starts having weird dreams and visions at eight years-old, her parents try their best to hide her status as a Seer. When she's left with her Aunt Amelia that same year, she has to keep everything a secret, especially knowing the things she does now.
But beside all that, she's an eleven year-old starting her first year at Hogwarts, and considering Harry is probably the safest he will be, Susan has other plans; to stop the ostracization of the Slytherins, and to be strong enough to protect the future.
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"Susan Bones? No, I don't know her..?"
"You don't? She's the scariest Hufflepuff in this school..she's got the Slytherins listening to her."
"Wait, is she the girl who sprayed water at Malfoy everytime he said mudblood?"
"Yup."
"I think she's my favorite person in this whole school."
"Harry!"
"No, I agree."
"Hermione!"
Introducing: Susan Bones, snake-wrangler extraordinaire.
Series
- Part 1 of Susan Bones' Guide To Knowing The Future (And Changing It)
- Part 3 of Loser Self-Inserts
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When your dad is Harry Potter, your face shows up in Teen Witch, your social media videos go viral, and sometimes your life depends on pretending to date your metamorph godbrother, whom you've been over for years, thank you very much. Or, the one where James and Teddy do animal yoga and risqué karaoke and their families could do with seeing fewer videos of them snogging.
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"I didn't have a plan," she said finally. "You assumed, and I made the decision not to correct you. Because what sort of idiot gives hateful bigots the excuse they're looking for to hate them?"
"The same sort of idiots who kiss those hateful bigots," he pointed out sharply.
"I didn't expect to…I didn't expect to get along with you. I didn't expect any of it. There was no plan. I thought I'd make Muggle Studies bearable by not correcting your assumption about my blood status, and that would be the end of it. By the time it became painfully bloody obvious that it wouldn't be that simple, there was no turning back."
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Draco Malfoy encounters a Muggleborn ballerina among the visiting Beauxbatons students, and can't help but be fascinated by her, and the unexpected rapport they develop…despite how much he tries not to be.
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- Part 2 of Draco/Marilyn
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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Draco Malfoy has a younger sister. He loves her a little too much.
Fanart here!
Russian translations (WIP) available here or here.
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