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    He murmurs, “So I’m gonna be the first person to give you the real relationship experience?”

    Maybe it’s Shane’s tone, or, he realizes, the way he tightens his hold. Ilya glances up at him and his grin turns sly. “Yes. Why, you like that?”

    There’s no point in lying. Shane doesn’t want to. He nods. “Yeah. ‘S nice to get to guide you for once. You can let go of the reins a little and I can show you how you deserve to be treated.”

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Post episode 6, domestic fluff

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    "Sorry." He tipped his head back to blow the smoke, exposing his neck. Shane followed the movement of his adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed but then he remembered that Ilya had said something.

    "What?" That earned a light chuckle from Ilya.

    "I said sorry. I saw the guy was bothering you and you looked uncomfortable so-"

    "Do you want to go back to my place?" Shane blurted out. If Ilya was surprised, he definitely couldn’t tell. "I mean… I don't usually do this, sorry if that sounded weird." Shane scratched his jaw, trying not to show his embarrassment. "You know what, forget it."

    "I can come with you."

    Or : Ilya pretends to be Shane's boyfriend to get him out of a situation and Shane wants him.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Shane is drunk.

    Not tipsy, not even slightly drunk. He’s wasted, really. He’s drunk off his ass because the Centaurs have just won their first Cup, and he’s in a gay bar celebrating their win sitting on his husband’s lap like there’s no tomorrow and nothing in the world matters but this feeling.

    Inspired by the interview of Hudson talking about 'taking care of your ass', I give you: drunk!Shane loosing all inhibitions when it comes to teaching his teammates about gay sex.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    ESPN @ESPN
    Video leaked of Boston Raiders player Cliff Marleau (@CMarleauRaiders) taking a nighttime tumble down the infamous Boston "cop slide."

    OR

    Going down the "cop slide" becomes a trend among NHL players when visiting Boston, and Ilya may or may not be responsible, but no one can prove it.

    [4/6/26 - podfic now available!]

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    Or: the WAG Ilya thing.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Gunny

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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

  8. Public Bookmark 43

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    The Centaurs decide to do a social media challenge featuring their best on-ice tricks. Chaos, of course, ensues.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    "Ilya regretted not checking his carry-on—while totally unnecessary, it would have bought him an extra twenty minutes of staring at a spinning carousel before he had to face his impulsive offer to comfort the man he was used to pounding his dick into. Instead, he had about a fifteen minute walk to reconcile how after seven years of the same shit, he was about to become the man who could maybe offer more than just nine inches and an orgasm. He was sure to walk slowly, knowing damn well that the slower he walked, the quicker Shane’s mind would spiral. If he walked any slower, he’d miss the surgery altogether."

    OR- Tuna meltdown never happens because Shane needs his wisdom chompers out, and Ilya ditches Vegas to come take care of him... Shane proceeds to get high and say really stupid shit.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    Shane and Ilya broke up one night; they were both tired and missed each other. They argued, and Ilya told Shane to just fucking leave

    Shane leaves and goes back to Montreal. He spirals, gets trashed and goes on an epic Twitter rant.

    Except Ilya didn't mean a break up, break up, and oh dear, Shane has just outed himself and gone viral.

    Takes place Jan 2021, plane crash didn't happen because nope. Anya is here, Troy and Harris are together.

    Featuring supportive Montreal, the league being set on fire, people getting consequences and besties sticking up for each other

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny wip

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    Shane Hollander signed with Ottawa to play on the same team as his future husband, Ilya Rozanov, and they lived happily ever after.

    Well...THEY lived happily ever after. The rest of the league? Not so much.

     

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    a look at a group chat with different players from the Eastern Conference, the morning the news drops that Shane Hollander signed with Ottawa.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    Ilya doesn't do ‘apologies,’ he does vengeance.

    So when the Montreal Voyageurs issue Shane an apology as half-assed as their season, Ilya vows to go down swinging, and to take them all with him.

    Because when it comes to Shane, there's nothing he won't do to protect his husband.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

  14. Public Bookmark 10

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    It's Shane Hollander's 29th birthday and Ilya decides to bake his boyfriend a cake. To avert certain disaster in the kitchen, he invites Yuna over to help. But she uses the opportunity to ask some very personal questions about his relationship with her son. Later, Ilya's celebration with Shane is a formal affair -- black tie and birthday suits. And chocolate cake!

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny wip

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The MLH rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Funny

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    When the husbands of the Ottawa Centaurs host a party at their house, and it's well past midnight, there's a hint at something that the Centaurs just can't get out of their heads. A rather unhinged game plan follows. Operation Make Shane Hollander Sing.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    07 Sep 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 21

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    The first time Shane meets Ilya, he finds the Russian hiding underneath a couch.

    And for one brief stretch of time, before either of them knows what canon has planned for them, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov get to be just two boys falling in love.

    Or: Shane and Ilya’s love story starts before the NHL tells them to hate each other.

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    06 Sep 2026

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