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    1717. Sirius Black, firstborn and heir to the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, is gloomily making his way from London to the Caribbeans where he will be forced to marry his cousin and continue the bloodline of a family he hates. At this point he would do anything to escape his fate. Even being boarded by a pirate ship and held hostage sounds better than what awaits him at the end of the voyage. And seeing the captain of said pirate ship, it actually sounds way much better.

     

    DISCLAIMER: if it wasn't clear enough, I do not support JKR and her horrible transphobic ideas

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Ten years ago, Remus Lupin met a homophobic idiot with a talent for being shirtless. Yes, he’s the most beautiful thing Remus has ever seen. No, Remus is absolutely not going to waste his life thinking about that pampered posh bastard.

    Sirius Black, meanwhile, can’t understand why Cambridge’s weed dealer seems to hate him on sight. For the first time in history, he’s met someone immune to his smile - and Sirius has never reacted well to the word no.

    A non-linear fic about class, prejudice and pride (no Austen involved), and the terrifying quiet after a joke when you realise no one was laughing. (Or: Wolfstar finally communicate. It’s a disaster in the best possible way)

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Sirius Black is immortal. He was born in the year 1700 in rural France. He does not age. He drinks blood to survive. But he is NOT a vampire, he simply doesn’t like it when people throw garlic at him. The year is 2002 and Remus Lupin is not into him, not at all. Until very suddenly he finds that he really, really is. It would have been a lot easier if he’d just left him alone when he’d asked.
    Or - my vampire crack fic.. Or - my favourite thing I’ve ever written

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    01 Aug 2026

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    January 1981. Sirius is a paranoiac, Peter is not a psychopath, James is a dad, Remus is super angry, and Regulus…

    Regulus is alive.

    No-one is more surprised than him.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    James celebrates Christmas by drugging himself on powdered thestral-hoof (as a joke), Remus visits Madagascar (it’s sunny and it brings out his freckles), Peter takes up smoking (and quits), and Sirius flat-out refuses to read Nature’s Nobility ever again (he would also like to make it clear that he detests the Christmas decorations in Grimmauld Place).

     

    This version of events takes place from December 1975 to April 1976. There were some animals hurt in the telling of this story, but the boys would like to ensure you that the Giant Squid isn’t one of them.

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    28 Jul 2026