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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    “So you’ve bedded an omnipotent, semi-incorporeal being who could make your entire galaxy go boom before you can even think of saying ‘Wait, should I have called him after that date?’."

     

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    The crawl is over. They're free. Or as free as a guy can be when an AI obsessed with his feet decides it wants to find out what all the fuss is about regarding that whole 'being human' and 'having a body' business.

    This is a story about falling in love. Like a moron.

     

    Finished story, posting 1 chapter a day.

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Was the Sisterhood of Blood not really fucking clearly a creepy, evil cult? Were you distracted by their boobs? Their dark, luscious hair? Their well-shod feet?

    Okay, I know it wasn't that last one: those slippers they all wear are nothing to write home about, and quite frankly most of them could stand to get a pedicure. Keeping your claws sharp is all well and good, but it's not the only standard of hygiene.

    Seriously, though, those bloodstains weren't even all that subtle. Not to mention the ominous music, crumbling gothic architecture, and heavy incense poorly hiding the pervasive smell of rot.

    Have you never seen a horror movie?

    And the worst part is, you're not even getting this notification, because you let them bamboozle you. Did you think all that creepy chanting was just for the ambiance?

    Reward: oh, you want a reward, do you? I suppose you want Daddy to come pull your bacon out of the fire before you're completely cooked?

    Metaphorically, of course. The Sisterhood doesn't generally bother with cooking.

    …you're lucky you're cute, sweetheart.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    24 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dib had another nemesis for two weeks in ninth grade until Zim stabbed him in the throat.

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    09 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Davida Betsey Trotwood Copperfield has an undisciplined heart, and though very well brought up indeed, she is not proof against the temptation to repose foolish confidences where they are not, perhaps, deserved.

    Uriah Heep would have married Agnes Wickfield for financial security and never felt himself emotionally involved by any of it. Mr Wickfield's remarriage to Clara Copperfield ruins that prospect in several ways at once.

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    11 Aug 2024