LemonMakesLimeade
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Paradise by the Dashboard Light by LemonMakesLimeade
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore
18 Feb 2025
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Another night, another shitty gas station parking lot.
Judas has been following Jesus for nearly a year on their "Great Gospel-Spreading Road Trip across America," and he wishes the world would just pause so he can confess his love to Jesus. By now, he knows Jesus' routines, His mannerisms, His favorite snacks, and yet, he doesn't really know the man at all, does he? They have their own dance, one they both know the steps to, to waltz around such things as truly knowing each other.
One night, when Judas decides to step out of the dance, he finds he is unprepared for the consequences: ones that are, in fact, of Biblical proportions.
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What if Jesus and Judas were twenty-somethings in modern times, trying to spread the good news to all of America? What if they gave into the inherent homoeroticism of road trips? What if you wanted some blasphemy, as a treat? -
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Muriel In Wonderland, OR, Slipping Through the Cracks of Reality (Like a Wet Floor Sign-less Wet Floor)
“It was a nice day, and there were three things wrong with that statement."
On an otherwise not-nice, not-was, not-day in Heaven, Muriel spots a black rabbit-shaped being bouncing through the pristine halls of the heavenly host. But Heaven doesn't have days, and it most certainly does not have rabbits. So what can she, with her boundless curiosity, do but chase it? Muriel soon finds that rabbit-holes can look a lot like elevators, and that falling down them leads to…. Well, Muriel has a feeling she is not in Heaven anymore.
Work created for the Good Omens Fairy Tale Bang 2024!
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Bow Ties and Burn Marks by Aloe_Vera13, contritecactite, LemonMakesLimeade, Minervas_Hand, QuothTheMaiden, SkiptomyyLu, sososomebody, zelda_hime
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale has returned from Heaven, and the why or the when or the how did not matter to Crowley, so much as the fact that Aziraphale was shoving him into the wall, just as Crowley had done years before.
"Nice? I suppose you would know plenty about being nice, wouldn't you?"
And this time, the sexual tension is more real and far more reciprocated than Crowley had imagined it could be.
A picture is worth a thousand words, which is why we have 12 of them. Yes, TWELVE!
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Between a Pyramid and a Hard Place by LemonMakesLimeade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2024
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After the disaster that was St James Park, 1862, Crowley takes a drunken nap in a shipping crate, and wakes up in Egypt, 1905. Through a series of drunken mishaps, one including Howard Carter, Crowley finds himself stuck at the archaeological dig at the Great Pyramids of Giza, with orders from Hell to make trouble. But Crowley has other priorities, like nursing his loneliness and not thinking about
Az, that insufferable angel. Trouble finds him anyway, as he wanders the pyramid on a night when it is all too willing to give up its secrets. The sands of time will not let him forget the past....or the future. -
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An angel named Fell takes a walk through the garden of Eden when he finds the snake demon Crawly. The pair share a pear, leading to an outcome neither could expect.... but that both can, in the end, appreciate. A fic written entirely in "My name is cow... I lik the bred" poems.
"My name is Fell
and wen its day
I walk Eden
and watch the clay"
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ilya rozanov, top-dog by anyabarnes
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.limelight, 8.5k words
Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.
hat-trick, 17.1k words
Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.
pillowtalk, 21.5k words
It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.
partition, 19.3k words
Galas generally disinterest Ilya. Every rule, however, has its exception; after all, how could he turn down an invitation to an event he knows Mr. Hollander will be at?
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
14 Jul 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium. -
faded on the fine lines by impetuous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.
Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.
Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.
Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.
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- Part 1 of HB Ink
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
30 Jun 2026
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just add music by not1_2write
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Apr 2022
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Roach steals a busker's sandwich and suddenly Geralt's life is full of music.
Jaskier has his lunch stolen and falls in love with the dog, the little girl she belongs to, and her hot baker dad that owns the trendy café around the corner.
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Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.
Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.
Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.