Leximuth
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Shower with the lights off (can't stand my own skin) by Leximuth
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
30 Apr 2022
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Honestly, bathing is hard when you can't stand to remember you exist in your own horrible body. Might as well be as disgusting on the outside as you feel on the inside.
(It doesn't really work that way. It just makes you feel worse.)
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Look this isn't gonna make sense no matter how I attempt to explain but what if Whirl didn't catch the cameras in time and Roles were Reversed. And then universes fused. And Whirl isn't okay.
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Time passes slowly, one step in front of another, and before you know it you're a different person in a different place in a different life. And you're completely unprepared for a moment that's just like that old life.
Whirl is too used to peace and quiet. At some point, between two of those slow steps, he stopped being ready for screams and gunfire.
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Primes are just popping out of the woodwork these days.
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Itachi uses the same dream often, variations on a theme. In the dream, Sasuke will wake up, look down at himself and take count of his ribs, his bruises, his cuts, his fingers. There's a sound by the door and he'll look and Naruto will be there, pale and wide-eyed, and then Sakura will step barefoot into the tub with Sasuke and sling him over a shoulder. The changes come in-between; what they say, if Sakura touches his face, if Naruto leaves to watch the door.
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Short Stories by Leximuth
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers Generation One
24 Jul 2016
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jul 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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28 Jul 2026
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Risk assessment decreased by DesertWaterfall
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
27 Jul 2026
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The governor module rudely reminded me about the pending command. I closed the logs and finally looked at the Target Package.
The package with my memories. The memories that the rogue me had encrypted and locked before it had been captured by the company. The memories that the company really wanted to get so they could see who was standing behind the rogue me’s actions, and whether or not they had the legal grounds to start a war with Preservation Alliance and Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland.
The memories that the hostiles hoped my organics remembered how to access.
MB gets captured, loses its memories, gets a new govmod — and still stays a Terrifying Fucking Menace who can and will fuck things up just because it could.
Also includes a very scared but enthusiastic CSU that got tagged along in this whole mess, and ART who's stressing the shit out while MB gets to have all the fun!
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- Part 1 of My TMBD works
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24 Jul 2026
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don't sing love songs by notquiteaghost
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jul 2026
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Rocky thinks, for a moment, and then says, "Need word. Mate but friend."
I blink. Surely that's just, "Friend?"
"No, know friend. Need friend but more. Friend meaning-intensifier deepest-affection-indicator legal-obligation-indicator."
Fun fact: Rocky's language (Not the only one Eridians have! But they don't have quite as many as Earth, presumably because they live so much longer. Or maybe because their memories are so good, I don't know, I'm not a linguist) loves declension. It's a real pity Ilyukhina isn't here, she would definitely be picking it all up quicker than I am.
"Uh," I say. "Partner, I guess? But that's not exclusively platonic, and you aren't usually… married? Eridians marry friends?"
"Some friends," Rocky says, as if the distinction should be obvious. "Best friends. Most best friends. Rocky marry Grace, question?"
[rocky attempts to propose, and trips over some landmines buried in grace's psyche]
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23 Jul 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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19 Jul 2026
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mercy, mercy, mercy by mimsical for MagpieCrown
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
09 Jul 2026
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As the lost Adamantine colony mission draws to a conclusion, the Perihelion secretly struggles to rid itself of a persistent glitch.
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What a terrible thing it could be, to need someone's help.
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Bookmarked by Leximuth
16 Jul 2026