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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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12 Oct 2026
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Book 2 of Office Subjugation. New readers start with Book 1: Book 1.
Some parts of Chloe's stayed the same. Same generous rack, same round ass.
Much has changed. Sophisticated outfits, Yes Sir's, new rules and a route to work that includes crawling through a doggy door like a bitch.
Still she adapts. Normalizes. 'This is fine, you can handle this' she tells herself.Is Williams finally satiated?
Has the little country hick settled into her role to his satisfaction?
He's given her so much, maybe it's time for him to take something in return.Series
- Part 2 of Office Subjugation
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06 Oct 2026
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Part I: The Body Count - Chapters 1-2
Hermione sets out to raise her 'body count' under the esteemed guidance of Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy. Until one traumatic night changes everything.
Humour, pining, hurt.
Part II: Ease - Chapters 3-6
Comfort, healing, romance.
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29 Sep 2026
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Professional Interest by girlpire
Fandoms: Angel: the Series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
25 Sep 2020
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When an employee fails to follow Wolfram and Hart safety protocols, Angel decides to punish him personally.
Angel rubbed at his neck. “It was only supposed to be a routine punishment.”
“Routine? You routinely humiliate and sexually torture your employees?”
“Just the humans,” Angel said quietly, though he knew it was a weak defense. “The demons, we pretty much just kill.”
“Well, I think we’ve uncovered why morale sucks around here."Bookmarked by LobsterInterference
12 Jul 2026
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Office Subjugation, Book 1: Terms of Employment by UncomfortableProse
Fandoms: Original Work
11 Sep 2026
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Chloe is eighteen, naive, and broke. Big green eyes. A rack she can't fit in any blouse she owns. A fat pillow of an ass she keeps trying to cover up and can't. Fresh out of Ohio, no friends, no savings, a landlord counting days.
Alexander Williams is rich, patient, and has done this before. He sees everything he needs in the first ten seconds of the interview.
Will the dumb little country hick manage to prove herself capable of the role she's been given? Or will her boss be generous enough to find her something better suited to her natural gifts?
He's not in a hurry. She's got nowhere else to go.
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- Part 1 of Office Subjugation
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08 Jul 2026