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You've been waking up to intense wet dreams lately, feeling like something was pressing against you, holding you...inside of you.
Why did you love it so much?
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- Part 2 of Twitter Follower's Choice
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But he can talk (almost all the time), feed himself (although he hangs a sign on his bathroom door prompting him to make himself dinner), and work like a functional adult.
(He doesn’t need to ask for accommodations. He’ll be Just Fine.)
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22 Oct 2026
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“I like your voice,” Max said quietly. “You say words weirdly.”
“That’s… good?” Richie asked, his pulse racing again.
“I say words weirdly too,” Max said it like it was a secret, like he was sharing a deep part of himself and was looking for someone to say they could relate.
Richie remembered telling Max that his anxiety caused his peculiar speech pattern, then he nodded in understanding. “Skele’un.”
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The tried and tested 'Richie saves Max' alternate universe, but my version!
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21 Oct 2026
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Won't you pray for me? by Whowillprayforyou
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
19 Nov 2023
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Max Jägerman is as straight as a board, as per the norm with being who he is. King of the school, Star quarterback. He's got one weakness, Repressed nerds, and thankfully Grace chasity isn't letting up any time soon.
Imagine his surprise when his focus shifts to a different not so repressed nerd, after a life changing event. Even more shocking, said nerd is Richard Lipschitz.
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13 Oct 2026
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tw: unfinished. but so good you're gonna be grieving that fact for a very long time
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“I don’t wanna go back out there.” Max rested his head against the wall, closing his eyes. Like he was trying to escape reality. Richie knew the feeling. It was easier to pretend he was somewhere else most of the time.
“You don’t have to. The game isn’t over for another-”
“In general.” Max cut across him. “I meant, just in general. I don’t want to go out there. I don’t want to face–anyone.” It took Richie a long time to figure out what the tremble in Max’s voice was expressing. He was frightened. Richie had his guesses as to what, or who, he was afraid of.
He hesitated. For a long time.
“You could-” He was saying it now. The words were tumbling out of his mouth before he could stop them. “You could stay with me and Paul for a while.”
OR:
Max injures himself during a game and he doesn't want to go home.
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- Part 8 of starkid oneshots
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11 Oct 2026
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If you were to ask Richie Lipschitz what an ideal Friday night would be for him, he probably would have said staying inside re-watching Attack on Titan or playing some video game with Ruth. He would have never said drunkenly making out with Max Jagerman at a football after party as said football star pushed him up against the wall.
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11 Oct 2026
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(i swear) i will die trying by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
01 Nov 2023
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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.
Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.
And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?
(Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)
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- Part 1 of Hatchet Town
- Part 1 of Goat Bros
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11 Oct 2026
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[11-page comic]
Shawn tries to cheer up a tired and grumpy Lassiter with some gifts.
Read left to right!
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30 Sep 2026
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Shot Through the Heart (And You're to Blame) by trixietru for moondragon23
Fandoms: Psych
07 Jun 2015
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Lassiter does something unexpected during a stressful moment, leading Shawn to re-evaluate their relationship.
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30 Sep 2026
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Clint blinks at his phone in surprise. He has a text from… Bucky?
Opening the phone, he realizes he has a selfie from Bucky.
Why does he have a selfie from Bucky?
Which isn’t to say it isn’t a very good selfie - it is. It’s a very, very good selfie. It’s all bedroom eyes and carefully mussed hair and bare skin and what appear to be expensive sheets, and that same look Bucky gives him when Clint slurps his coffee straight out of the pot like the uncivilized shithead that he is.
The look has never been sexy before now.
But softened by dim light and a lack of clothes and fucking bedsheets, well. It’s sexy now.
Clint has no idea why it’s been sent to him but-
Wait.
Just above the selfie from Bucky is a selfie to Bucky. Of Clint. The same selfie he’d sent Natasha-
Oh.
The same selfie he hadn’t sent Natasha because he’s sent it to Bucky instead for some inexplicable reason.
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- Part 6 of MFD Prompts
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31 Aug 2026
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“Why can’t I hear?!” Bucky is screaming. “Where the fuck is my arm?”
Clint feels the weight of the metal despite the fact it’s trussed up, held against his chest by something that’s part sling, part restraint. He can sense the cold of the plate embedded in his shoulder and feels like a thief.
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31 Aug 2026
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A Murmur in the Trees by dr_girlfriend for Flawedamythyst
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel (Comics)
29 Dec 2019
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The target follows the same route every day and the Asset stopped following him on it after the first three days.
Now he waits here, comfortably ensconced in a tree with a clear line of sight into the apartment’s living room.
Steve Rogers peers down at his tablet as the television plays in the background. The show appears to be somewhat puzzlingly about dogs who are also police officers, and the Asset finds himself drawn into the plot against his will. He frowns at the screen as one of them is injured stopping a bank robbery.
“Don’t worry, it’s just a flesh wound,” a voice says, startlingly close.
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31 Aug 2026
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Road Trip by dr_girlfriend
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics)
31 May 2019
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“Jarvis?”
“Yes, sir. I have a notification for you. Sergeant Barnes is accessing the armory. He has also obtained keys to a vehicle.”
Clint rubs a hand over his face. “Why do I care?” He’s got 99 problems, but the goddamn Winter Soldier ain’t, to his knowledge, one of them.
“You are the ranking Avenger on site, sir.”
Clint considers this horrifying prospect. Although…
“Jarvis, am I the only Avenger on site?”
“Yes, sir.”
Well. Some things never change.
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31 Aug 2026
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Freefall by dr_girlfriend for 1000_directions
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
30 Dec 2021
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It’s a small hunting cabin. It’s unlikely to have heat or electricity, and it looks uninhabited, but it’s shelter, and Clint is beyond relieved to have managed to make it within striking distance. Just a little longer … a little farther …
It takes him long enough that he would be ashamed under any other circumstances, but eventually he gets the lock open and swings the door wide.
“Fuck me.”
It’s a small one-room cabin, dark and dusty, and notable primarily for the fact that the fucking Winter Soldier is inside, straightening up from where he was hunched by the fireplace, drawing his knife.
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30 Aug 2026
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Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club by sara_holmes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Feb 2016
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Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club. (Invitation and pending mental health evaluation required.)
"When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center."
Boyfriends, compromises and learning to like oneself.
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30 Aug 2026
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Overworked molecular biology student Ryland Grace has a terrible habit of sleeping through his early morning alarms. But, fortunately and unfortunately for him, his engineering roommate, Rocky, happens to have both sensitive hearing and an inclination for organized chaos... and maybe plenty of other things that Grace can't help himself from falling for.
or, “oh no, I think I might be falling in love with my roommate but I’m sure that he’s definitely pissed at me because my alarms wake him up too early in the morning.”
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- Part 1 of Grace Rocky Roommates!
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13 Aug 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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13 Aug 2026
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All that I am by Dark Doom Lord Apples (Orphan_Ghost)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jul 2026
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Grace's echolocation is impaired, so he thumps more than usual for an eridian.
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12 Aug 2026
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Breaking Bread by Bibarian for GeraskierFanficPrompts (Roach_on_the_Roof)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Jun 2026
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By rescuing a merman, Ryland Grace gains the attention of this creature, which he names Simon. Rocky doesn't like their new friend, but Ryland thinks he's sweet.
Simon sure likes Ryland.
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- Part 1 of Marriage Sacrament
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“Need word,” Rocky says in baby-talk Eridian for me. The translator dutifully repeats “need word” in English a second later.
After fifteen minutes of bewildering back and forth between the three of us, we determine the word he needs is “declension.”
A year into the journey to Erid, Grace faces down his most formidable academic gauntlet since astrophage: the five-part polyphonic Eridian language. It’s only fair after Rocky mastered English, human mannerisms, Grace mannerisms- without so much as one complaint. And if learning Eridian might temper some of Grace’s desperate, near-complete dependence on Rocky in the future… well. That’s his own business.
Eridian breaks Grace’s brain, heart, and soul- and puts it back together.
