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Harry Potter and the Boomslang by LocalFriendlyEldritchThing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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“But I’m a person, not a snake. How come we can talk?”
“Snakes consider themselves people, Harrypotter, just as humans, scruffy or not, do, and you will do well to remember as such.” the snake rebuked.
Harry curled inwards on himself a little. It seemed the awful manners Aunt Petunia was always berating him for stretched to conversations with snakes too. “Oh. Sorry. I… I guess that makes sense.”
“Apology accepted.” The snake’s hissing tone seemed to soften. “Even rude, scruffy humans must ask questions, I suppose.”
Harry frowned. There wouldn’t be many other snakes to talk to, would there? “How long have you been here?”
“I am uncertain. I believe it to be several moons. I have escaped my previous prisons with relative ease, but have yet to find a way out of this boring box.”
Harry felt a pang of sympathy - he knew what it was like to be trapped.
“Regardless, you are not a snake, for no snake would have such a weak jaw.” the Boomslang hissed, seemingly amused. “You, Harrypotter, are a Parselmouth.”Or: Harry befriends a snake before Hogwarts, and then The Plot Starts, as soon as the author finds time to write it
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter fics
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An origin myth.
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15 Sep 2026
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Far into deep space floats a single, one-woman ship.
Alinua doesn't know how long she's been out here exactly, but it's been a long, long time since she last stepped foot on a planet. With what she does to technology just by being near it, it's just not safe for her to be around people.
But she's also not the kind of person who can just ignore a sudden and desperate distress signal.
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- Part 2 of Hans Winner II (Fansplosion 2023)
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13 Sep 2026
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Not everyone who was connected to the city of Vash lived in its walls.
(or: a ton of unnamed characters Go Through It:tm:)
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14 Sep 2026
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Why Erin Should Not be on Friend-Sitting Duty by Lucat13
Fandoms: Aurora - Red (Webcomic)
30 Mar 2022
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Alinua leaves the house for a few hours, leaving Erin in charge of the floof squad. General shenaniganry and fire ensues.
(Or: Erin just wants to read his book.)
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14 Sep 2026
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Dainix first wielded a knife when he was seven.
"Be careful," said his dad seriously. "It's very, very sharp, which is good for control, but it can slice your fingers as easily as it can slice those vegetables. Understand?"
Dainix nodded solemnly. His fingers, so much smaller than his dad's, curled around the handle of a gleaming chopping knife.
Or: a character study of Dainix and his relationships with the rest of the cast through the lens of cooking.
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14 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
flood squad, cooking, fluff, good stuff