LulaMillay
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Five years after the Netherbrain left the city in ruins, there is one thing everyone agrees on: without the aid of the Ironhand gnomes, Baldur’s Gate would have been lost.
Barcus has led his clan to success and prosperity and Stonemason Kith has just arrived from the Underdark, trying to build a new life in a city that desperately needs fresh eyes.
Neither of them are looking for love. But together, they might build something safe and whole in a city whose foundations are still too shaky to trust.
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- Part 1 of Acts of Civil Service and More
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In the months after the fall of the netherbrain, the Ironhand gnomes and Gondian artificers find paths forward for their people and honor their dead.
Prequel to Acts of Civil Service but no prior knowledge of it is needed.
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- Part 2 of Acts of Civil Service and More
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Harper Geraldus is dropped off at Banite Bottom Summer Camp instead of Harper Scouts and forms a special friendship with his two bunkmates.
A Gasp Wetly Origin Story?
Gasper closed his eyes and raised his palms to the sky. “Father Bane let me receive only that of which I am worthy. Make me of free and unending use to my betters. Grant me the endurance, wisdom, and power to bottom in your name and for your glory. Amen.”
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- Part 23 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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A Matron Mother's Love by LulaMillay for Incognito_Ghost
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Aug 2026
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Minthara seeks out Raphael to discuss the fate of her third son.
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- Part 24 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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A bodyguard, a mentor, a lover.
Three relationships. Three betrayals.
And through it all, Gortash rises.
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- Part 1 of Lula's Prose / Angst
- Part 8 of Lula's Drabble Fics
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In working on Acts of Civil Service, there is a lot of worldbuilding and such that doesn't make it to the page.
I'll put any supplementary stories that come out of the research that aren't directly related to the main plot here, including a deeper dive into the lore and sources.
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Lula's Prose / Angst by LulaMillay
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
23 Jul 2026
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Lula's Crack / Humor by LulaMillay
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
09 Aug 2026
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Crack / Funny / Weird Fare
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
23 Aug 2026
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As Junior Counselor Luke settles into his role at Corpse Mountain Camp, he discovers someone who could be the key to unlocking his true potential. Will his choke-able neck be the final piece he needs to earn the title of Strangler? Or will his dreams be delayed by a different kind of divine calling?
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Luke croaked out a stilted groan of his own and released the exquisite neck before he could crush it. This was no longer merely a killer's wet dream, to be choked once and discarded. This was a Bhaalist's magnum opus. The summit of strangledeath! The prime meridian of primal murder!! The apex of asphyxiation!!!
This was his life's work!!!!
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- Part 2 of Baldur's Gate United Church of Bhaal
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
14 Aug 2026
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Ambition! The Musical by Incognito_Ghost for LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Jun 2026
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Peggy Peaseblossom is a little halfling with big dreams and a song in her heart. But it's hard to make it in showbusiness without a little help. Good thing she's started praying to Gale, the new God of Ambition! Can he help her make it to the top?
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
05 Jun 2026
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After an encounter with Calishite boxes, you either wise up and learn to keep your distance, or you become the the sort who opens doors with their elbows due to a distinct lack of fingers. Tav sought out that rare third type - those who've learned to sweet-talk deadly locks in Calishite dialect as if they were lovers, with the same casual nonchalance others use to decide their morning drink. Truly, the tactical brilliance of a Flaming Fist officer.
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- Part 2 of Rounds Owed
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- English
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Bookmarked by LulaMillay
19 May 2026
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In the quiet lull between battles, a fire-hearted barbarian and a soft-spoken tinkerer find common ground in grease-stained tools and quiet trust. As Karlach’s infernal engine stabilizes, so too does something deeper, a fragile but growing bond built not on survival, but choice.
Bookmarked by LulaMillay
07 May 2026